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**Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet**

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

Latest Episodes:

329: St. Patrick's Day Reviews Mar 19, 2025

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If your name is O'Brien, Murphy, Fitzpatrick, etc. it's a very BIG day.

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Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

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328: Reviews of Beginner Crochet Kits Mar 12, 2025

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We expect to see your thumbs up if you like this episode.

Join our Patreon to watch us watch Noddy deal with Goblins! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

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See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

327: Between You And Us Mar 05, 2025

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We're confident Jimmy Carter would've been a sand monster.

Join our Patreon to watch us watch Noddy for some reason! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

326: Reviews of Rivers Feb 26, 2025

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If you see Christine by the Charles River trying to sell you on eternal life... no you didn't.

Join our not so secret labor force! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

325: Reviews of Art Classes Feb 19, 2025

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A new wave of freshness! Listen now!

Join our not so secret labor force! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

324: Reviews of Off-Brand Sodas Feb 12, 2025

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Sit around the fire as Christine regales you with the Ballad of Dr. Perky

Send us a voicemail! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

323: Reviews of Yoga Studios Feb 05, 2025

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Susej, I choose you!

Send us a voicemail! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

322: Reviews Written from the Parking Lot Jan 29, 2025

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A big yellow star took my business away.

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

321: Reviews of Health Food Stores Jan 22, 2025

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Xandy is streaming again! We'll see how long that lasts...

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

320: Reviews of Luggage Jan 15, 2025

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Do you remember your first polycarbonate hardside spinner luggage?

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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