Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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**Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet**

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

Latest Episodes:

319: Reviews of Calendars Jan 08, 2025

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How else am I supposed to watch you poop??

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

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Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

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318: Between You And Us Jan 01, 2025

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happy wonderwall!!!!! bapp.

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

317: Reviews of Disappointing Holiday Gifts Dec 25, 2024

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Happy Holidays! We hope this episode isn't the highlight of your occasion.

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

316: Reviews of Holiday Yard Inflatables Dec 18, 2024

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Please be wary if you have an angel yard inflatable. Xandy is on the prowl.

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

315: Reviews of Christmas Albums Dec 11, 2024

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Hopefully this is the closest we get to a full musical episode.

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

314: Reviews of Snow Shoveling Services Dec 04, 2024

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Who is ready for some five star plowing?!

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

313: Thanksgiving Extravaganza Nov 27, 2024

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Huge merch sale!! 25% off storewide! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

312: Reviews of Trampoline Parks Nov 20, 2024

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:bouncin: :bouncin:

Black Friday Sale starts Monday! 25% off storewide! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

311: Reviews of Old People Food Nov 13, 2024

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Find out what candy civil war general George Washington gave to his troops for good luck!

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Take a look at this merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

310: Reviews of Arcades Nov 06, 2024

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You better not give us a one-star review, because we saw you give Arby's a five...

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Take a look at this merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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