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409: Reviews of Coffee Creamers Sep 30, 2026

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A belly full of white dog turds.

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408: Reviews of Froyo with Michelle Collins Sep 23, 2026

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I hate when they put wang in my food.

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407: Reviews of Deodorant Sep 16, 2026

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A stained crotch is not the experience we wanted for you.

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406: Reviews of Novelty Ice Sep 09, 2026

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The Mona Lisa, a dildo, or a pug?

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405: Reviews of Mini Golf Sep 02, 2026

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Just a bunch of angry elves.

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404: Reviews of Tiki Bars in Hong Kong (Patreon Re-Release) Aug 26, 2026

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R-r-r-r-remix

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403: Reviews of The Container Store Aug 19, 2026

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Anything that contains and can contain is contained within the container.

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402: Reviews of Toothpaste with Roz Hernandez Aug 12, 2026

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Even Kazoo people use toothpaste.

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401: Reviews of Fitness Trackers Aug 05, 2026

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Two people wanted to vomit and no one did.

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400: Reviews of Summer Camps Jul 29, 2026

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If they don't care about ducks, they don't care about you either.

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