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**Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet**

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

Latest Episodes:

339: Reviews of BBQ Sauce May 28, 2025

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No sushi was harmed in the making of this episode.

Our tour is guickly approaching!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour

Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

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See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

338: Reviews of Chocolate Factories May 21, 2025

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Breaking up families, one listener at a time.Tour tickets on sale now!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour

Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

337: Reviews of Wax Museums May 14, 2025

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Our found family includes Voldemort, Snow White, and Rudyard Kipling.

See us on tour!! Or are those just wax versions of us? https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour

Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

336: Reviews of Period Products May 07, 2025

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Apologies for confusing Helen Mirren with the real star of Devil Wears Prada, Diane Keaton.

See Christine and her popcorn pants on tour!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour

Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

335: Reviews of Beans Apr 30, 2025

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We love Pinto Macbean and definitely not because we're afraid of him!

See us on tour!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour

Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet
Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy
Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

334: Reviews of Laundromats Apr 23, 2025

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Everyone wish Christine a happy birthday!

See us on tour!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour

Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

333: Reviews of Tiki Bars Apr 16, 2025

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See us on tour and don't throw quarters at us!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour

Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

332: Reviews of Chiropractors Apr 09, 2025

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See us on tour and at our EPCOT after party!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour

Join our Patreon to get pre-sale access! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

331: Reviews of April Fools Pranks Apr 02, 2025

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SEE US ON TOUR!!! Tickets on sale this Friday!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour

Join our Patreon to get pre-sale access! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

330: Reviews of Multivitamins Mar 26, 2025

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After recording this episode, Xandy found an empty can of rootbeer on his floor.

Join our Patreon to watch us watch Noddy being naughty! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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