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    Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

    A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

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    359: Live in Plano, TX Oct 15, 2025
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    We're excited to share our Plano show with you!! Just three more shows left: Seattle tonight, Portland tomorrow, and New York on the 25th. Get your tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    358: Reviews of Abandoned Places Oct 08, 2025
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    Tune in next week for another edition of The Priestly Priest Report.


    See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r

    Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

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    Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy

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    357: Reviews of Revolving Sushi Oct 01, 2025
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    You’ve been revolving around this sushi restaurant for 27 years!


    See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r

    Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

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    Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy

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    356: Reviews of Hair Removal Products Sep 24, 2025
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    Midwest shows are happening now! Kansas City tonight! Omaha tomorrow! St. Louis Friday! Malort Sunday!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r

    Join our Patreon for free! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

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    Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy

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    355: Reviews of Community Theaters Sep 17, 2025
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    Send in the clowns!

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    354: Reviews of Wine Bars Sep 10, 2025
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    Taking a break from Cracker Barrel content...... for now.

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    Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy

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    353: Reviews of the Old Cracker Barrel Logo Sep 03, 2025
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    SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP


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    352: Reviews of the New Cracker Barrel Logo Aug 27, 2025
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    Already looks like we need to do a follow-up episode...


    See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r


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    We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store


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    351: Reviews of Jo-Ann Fabrics Aug 20, 2025
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    Support elevator victims making movies: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠⁠⁠⁠


    See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r


    Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy


    We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store


    Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet


    Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    350: Reviews of Popsicles Aug 13, 2025
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    To see the worst SpongeBob popsicle, visit https://www.instagram.com/beachtoosandy


    Support weirdos making movies: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠⁠⁠⁠


    Indy and Detroit here we come!! ⁠https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r


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    We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store


    Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer


    Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet


    Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy


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