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**Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet**

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

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309: Halloween Extravaganza Oct 30, 2024

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This week's episode is hosted by Cryptine Schiefear and Alexandirt Bansheefer

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308: Reviews of Ghost Hunting Equipment Oct 23, 2024

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Apologies in advance if Christine sounds too much like a sarcastic crocodile.

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Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

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307: Reviews of Caskets Oct 16, 2024

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The scariest thing about a prop should not be the price tag.

Listen to Xandy read confessions with Wine & Crime! https://open.spotify.com/episode/32mfPsHonY98Wd43PjXcYf?si=e1adfbe30c02472d

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Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

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306: Reviews of Stuff for Your Man Cave Oct 09, 2024

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FLATULENCE ALLOWED AND SELECTIVE HEARING ONLY

Check out Christine's feature on Baywatchers! https://open.spotify.com/episode/3Tf1cKnDcZV9OLwQPbipfx?si=8c578caa036e49b6

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

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305: Xandy Things Because It's My Birthday Oct 02, 2024

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It's not even Xandy's birthday today.

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Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

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304: Reviews of Bell Towers Sep 25, 2024

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Set your reminders to listen to this episode in 2035!

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Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

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303: Reviews of Football Stadiums Sep 18, 2024

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When you're done listening to this episode, could you bring our mom some nacho cheese?

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Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

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302: LIVE from Washington, DC! Sep 11, 2024

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"Prepare for rude surprises!" We're having a topsy-turvy week over here at Sandmonster HQ so please enjoy one of our favorite live shows - Washington, DC! (Full video version on Patreon!)

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

301: Best Reviews from Tour 2024 Sep 04, 2024

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Happy Good Friday! We're gonna kick you right in the ass.

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Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

300: Reviews of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet Aug 28, 2024

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"I know this isn't a forum to defend ourselves..." proceed to defend ourselves.

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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