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**Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet**

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

Latest Episodes:

289: Reviews of Pride Parades Jun 12, 2024

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We are not liable for any nightmares you might have about AI Jesus with four hands.

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288: Reviews of Hot Air Balloon Rides Jun 05, 2024

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Put your phone on Zeppelin mode and help us get this balloon out of a tree.

Support us on Patreon to get ad-free listening and video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Come see us live!! Our Portland show is SOLD OUT get your tix for the others now! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour

You can see clips from our episodes for free on our Youtube channel! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Xtine's Etsy for all you hoop and stick enthusiasts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

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See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

287: Reviews of Food Delivery Services May 29, 2024

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Eros hath struck you with his arrow so you have no choice but to love this episode.

Support us on Patreon to get ad-free listening and video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Come see us live!! Our Portland show is SOLD OUT get your tix for the others now! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour

You can see clips from our episodes for free on our Youtube channel! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Xtine's Etsy for all you hoop and stick enthusiasts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

286: Reviews of Jude Law May 22, 2024

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Go go gadget penis pump!

Support us on Patreon to get ad-free listening and video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Get your live show tickets now!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour

Xtine's Etsy for all you hoop and stick enthusiasts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

285: Reviews of Shrek May 15, 2024

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Coming Soon to Theaters Near You: Get Out of My Swamp (And by Swamp I Mean Reality)

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Check out our merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

284: Reviews of Evil Sounding Drinks May 08, 2024

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Check out merch store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

283: Reviews of Small-Town Festivals May 01, 2024

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Root beer milk and a great time coffin coffin thumbs up

Xtine's Etsy for all you hoop and stick enthusiasts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

***COME SEE US LIVE!*** https://beachtoosandy.com/

Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

282: Reviews of Groupons Apr 24, 2024

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***COME SEE US LIVE!*** https://beachtoosandy.com/

Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

281: Reviews of Mattress Stores Apr 17, 2024

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We dedicate this episode to all the productbristas who shop online and inside the stores. No pun intended.

Xtine's Etsy for all you hoop and stick enthusiasts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

***COME SEE US LIVE!*** https://beachtoosandy.com/

Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

280: Reviews of Immersive Experiences Apr 10, 2024

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This episode is full of Shrek Humor. Youth groups, you've been warned!

***COME SEE US LIVE!*** https://beachtoosandy.com/

Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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