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**Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet**

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

Latest Episodes:

279: Review of Paint and Sips Apr 03, 2024

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Description: We're not sure who's at fault in most of these paint-and-sip debacles, but it's probably Jude Law.

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278: Reviews from 2004 Mar 27, 2024

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Jump 5 right into a gathering of Ricardo's apostles.

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277: Reviews of Chuck E. Cheese Part 2 Mar 20, 2024

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Here lies Auston Powers.

Sex? Yes please!

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276: Reviews of Rest Stops Mar 13, 2024

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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275: Reviews of Fad Water Bottles Mar 06, 2024

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Check out our new merch store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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274: Reviews of Lego Feb 28, 2024

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Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Xandy is streaming again: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

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Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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273: Reviews of Fall Out Boy Feb 21, 2024

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Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Xandy is streaming again: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

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Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

272: Reviews of Reality Dating Shows Feb 14, 2024

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A kiss is the beginning of everything. -Nolene

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Xandy is streaming again: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

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Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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271: Reviews of The Office Feb 07, 2024

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Don't discuss this episode too much, it might make Xandy sick.

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Xandy is streaming again: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

270: Reviews of Moving Companies Jan 31, 2024

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Is that Nana's bong or an empty Gatorade bottle?

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Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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