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Charlie and the Crypto Torture House (Next Gen NYC S2 E1 Recap) Jun 25, 2026

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Amy and Riley take a huge bite out of the Big Apple and discuss the season 2 premiere of Next Gen NYC - "Serving Country".

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Exit Janet (The Valley S3 E13 Recap) Jun 25, 2026

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Amy and Riley begin by breaking down The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th trailer. (00:00 - 14:00)

And then discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 13) - "The Clown and the Snake". (14:00)

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The Loneliest Extrovert in the World (In The City S1 E6 Recap) Jun 24, 2026

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Amy and Riley hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to discuss this week's episode of In The City (season 1, episode 6) - "Imagine It Done". (08:15)

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The Doll of Chucky (The McBee Dynasty S3 E2 Recap) Jun 23, 2026

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Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The McBee Dynasty (season 3, episode 2) - "Galyna's Second Annual Halloween Party" and what is going to be this year's most popular Halloween costume. (08:00)

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Sally the Slammer (RHORI S1 Reunion Pt. 1 Recap) Jun 22, 2026

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Amy and Riley discuss part 1 of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island season 1 reunion, and debate what Ferris Bueller would have done with access to AI technology. (09:30)

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Patreon Teaser: Ariana Madix's Birthday Bash at Tramp Stamp Granny's Jun 19, 2026

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Ariana Madix gets drunk as a skunk at her birthday party at Tramp Stamp Granny's.

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I Survived Schwartzapalooza (The Valley S3 E12 Recap) Jun 18, 2026

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On today's wonderful, light-hearted episode of Turtle Time - "I Survived Schwartzapalooza" - we begin by discussing Carl Radke's interview with Lindsay Hubbard on his More Life podcast. (00:00 - 18:35)

And then as Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 12) - "The First of Three Birthdays". (18:35)

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How the West Was Done (Summer House: The Aftermath + In The City S1 E5 Recaps) Jun 17, 2026

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On today's award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "How the West Was Done" - we discuss West Wilson getting fired from Summer House season 11 as well as Jelly Roll getting fired from his marriage. (00:00 - 18:35)

And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds and souls to discussing Summer House: The Aftermath. (18:35)

And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to recap In The City (season 1, episode 5) - "What We Talk About When We Talk About Kenny's Spark With Whitney". (01:34:40)

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The United States v. The McBee Dynasty (The McBee Dynasty S3 E1 Recap) Jun 16, 2026

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Amy and Riley discuss the season 3 premiere of The McBee Dynasty - "Judgment Day" and whether or not Season 3 is the Season of McBee.

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Escape to Block Island (RHORI S1 Finale Recap) Jun 15, 2026

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Amy and Riley discuss the season finale of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island - "The Ferry-Tale Is Over" and if Block Island is kind of like the setting of the show Widow's Bay.

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