Turtle Time

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A Little Minion (In The City S1 Reunion Pt. 1 Recap) Jul 22, 2026

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Amy and Riley hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to discuss Part 1 of the In The City season 1 reunion.(11:50)

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Free McBee (The McBee Dynasty S3 E6 Recap) Jul 21, 2026

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Amy and Riley begin by discussing Angie Katsanevas and Shawn Trujillo's separation, and the new House of Stassi trailer.

And then, we discuss this week's episode of The McBee Dynasty (season 3, episode 6) - "Sex Tallow" (21:10) and send Steve McBee Sr. off to prison.

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Gone Gunvalson (RHOC S20 E2 Recap) Jul 17, 2026

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Amy and Riley have a conversation about this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 2) - "50 and Fabulous". (25:00)

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Danny’s Advocate (The Valley S3 E16 Recap) Jul 16, 2026

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Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The Valley (season 3, episode 16) - "Danny Gets a Vasectomy". (12:00)

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Rocky Mountain Chocolate Horror Show (Next Gen NYC S2 E4 Recap) Jul 16, 2026

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Amy and Riley unpack this week's episode of Next Gen NYC (season 2, episode 4) - "Shai's Plight" (15:10) and decide whether or not Amanda Batula and West Wilson are pregnant.

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Me, You, West and Salley (In The City S1 Finale Recap) Jul 15, 2026

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Amy and Riley hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to discuss the season finale of In The City - "The Biggest Apple". (14:30)

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10 Days of Intimacy (The McBee Dynasty S3 E5 Recap) Jul 14, 2026

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Amy and Riley begin by reacting to the news that Jax Taylor is dating Lori Krebs - his beleaguered publicist, and then reflect on the In The City season 1 reunion trailer and Summer House season 11 cast announcement.

And then, we discuss this week's episode of The McBee Dynasty (season 3, episode 5) - "Taco Night", (20:10) and reflect on how best Kacie and Steven Jr. should split up their beef tallow business.

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Patreon Teaser: "Go Crawl in Your Hole, Troll" - A Breakdown of Ariana and Lala's Season 9 Finale Fight Jul 14, 2026

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An in-depth breakdown of Ariana Madix and Lala Kent's fight at James and Raquel's engagement party. An excerpt from our recap of Vanderpump Rules season 9, episode 15 - "Engagement Party Crashers" available exclusively on Patreon.

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A Woohoo Moment (RHOC S20 E1 Recap) Jul 10, 2026

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Amy and Riley have a conversation about the season 20 premiere of The Real Housewives of Orange County - "This Was 20 Years...". (8:35)

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Booko's Big Boat Blowout (The Valley S3 E15 Recap) Jul 09, 2026

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Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The Valley (season 3, episode 15) - "Danny's Birthday Wish". (13:40)

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