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Real Housewives of Carmella (RHOC S20 E4 Recap) Jul 31, 2026

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Amy and Riley squeeze the remaining juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 4) - "The Friend In A Box Game". (9:25)

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The Return of Stassi Schroeder (House of Stassi S1 Premiere Recap) Jul 31, 2026

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Amy and Riley discuss the season 1 premiere of House of Stassi.

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Nepo Dad (Next Gen NYC S2 E6 Recap) Jul 30, 2026

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Amy and Riley unpack this week's episode of Next Gen NYC (season 2, episode 6) - "The President of Nickelodeon". (13:05)

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Interview with Count Bookula (The Valley S3 Finale Recap) Jul 30, 2026

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Amy and Riley discuss The Valley season 3 finale - "Boot the Bookos or Cut the Capernas". (10:55)

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How to Date an Entrepreneur (In The City S1 Reunion Pt. 2 Recap) Jul 29, 2026

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Amy and Riley recap the end of In The City season 1 (9:35) and debate whether or not Lindsay Hubbard has an iconic catchphrase on her hands with "the boyz".

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Home Is Where the Antlers Hang (The McBee Dynasty S3 E7 Recap) Jul 28, 2026

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Amy and Riley share their thoughts on Christopher Nolan's new film, The Odyssey, and then recap this week's episode of The McBee Dynasty (season 3, episode 7) - "Who Will Be Home When The Bankers Call?" (26:10)

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Patreon Teaser: The Inspiration for Tom Sandoval's Mustache Jul 27, 2026

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Ariana Madix reveals in the Season 10 premiere of Vanderpump Rules that she wanted Tom Sandoval to have a Top Gun: Maverick summer and grow a mustache.

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El Regreso de Las Tres Amigas (RHOC S20 E3 Recap) Jul 24, 2026

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Amy and Riley have a frank conversation about this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 3) - "Greyson's Manner". (9:25)

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Disappointed in Doute (The Valley S3 E17 Recap) Jul 23, 2026

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Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The Valley (season 3, episode 17) - "Kentucky Zack". (17:50)

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The Depths of Brooklyn (Next Gen NYC S2 E5 Recap) Jul 23, 2026

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Amy and Riley unpack this week's episode of Next Gen NYC (season 2, episode 5) - "The Chocolate Mountain Rocky Horror Hour". (6:30)

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