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Hannah Montana's Mom (Next Gen NYC S2 E3 Recap) Jul 09, 2026

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Amy and Riley take a huge bite out of the Big Apple and discuss Next Gen NYC (season 2, episode 3) - "Common Ground". (07:30)

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The Haunted Forest (In The City S1 E8 Recap) Jul 08, 2026

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Amy and Riley hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to discuss this week's episode of In The City (season 1, episode 8) - "Lay Off Me Dude". (16:05)

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Will You Take Thee To Be Your Mr. McBee (The McBee Dynasty S3 E4 Recap) Jul 07, 2026

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Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The McBee Dynasty (season 3, episode 4) - "Love and War" and officially declare this summer as McBee Summer.

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Patreon Teaser: Amy and Riley Discuss Taylor Swift's Wedding Again Jul 06, 2026

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Amy and Riley share their predictions for Taylor Swift's wedding and do Paul McCartney impressions.

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Danny Can't Dance (The Valley S3 E14 Recap) Jul 02, 2026

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Amy and Riley begin by talking about their experience at the wonderful Real Housewives of Orange County season 20 premiere party. (00:00 - 20:30)

And then discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 14) - "Mr. Flamingo". (20:30)

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The Great Zaxby (Next Gen NYC S2 E2 Recap) Jul 02, 2026

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Amy and Riley take a huge bite out of the Big Apple and discuss Next Gen NYC (season 2, episode 2) - "Friends are the Chosen Family". (09:05)

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The Girl in White (In The City S1 E7 Recap) Jul 01, 2026

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Amy and Riley hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to discuss this week's episode of In The City (season 1, episode 7) - "A Toast to Yvonne and Nick". (11:35)

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The Crying of the Cows (The McBee Dynasty S3 E3 Recap) Jun 30, 2026

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Amanda Batula is not coming back to Summer House! Kyle Cooke possibly kissed Ava Dash at a Celsius convention!

Listen to our reactions to those news stories (00:00 - 17:50) as well as our coverage of this week's episode of The McBee Dynasty (season 3, episode 3) - "My Brothers or a Bombshell in a Bikini" (18:00) all on today's perfect episode of Turtle Time.

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The End of the Rhode (RHORI S1 Reunion Pt. 2 Recap) Jun 29, 2026

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Amy and Riley discuss part 2 of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island season 1 reunion, and try to decipher their cryptic Taylor Swift wedding invites. (05:35)

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Patreon Teaser: Lisa Vanderpump Buys Photos of Ariana Madix's Feet Jun 26, 2026

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On this week's recap of the Vanderpump Rules episode - "Give Them Lala", we solve the mystery of who bought Ariana Madix's foot photos online.

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