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Bye Bye House (Summer House S10 Finale + In The City Premiere) May 20, 2026

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On today's special episode of Turtle Time - "Bye Bye House" - we begin by discussing the In The City premiere party in New York City as well as Andy Cohen's trip to the DMV. (00:00 - 22:35)

Then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing the season 10 finale of Summer House - "The Summer Before the Fall" - and recap every single moment in it. (22:35)

And then we break down the Summer House Season 10 Reunion trailer! (01:26:30)

And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to recap the season 1 premiere of In The City. (01:38:30)

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Patreon Teaser: Dr. Paul Nassif "Nose" The Truth About Raquel's Nose May 18, 2026

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Raquel and James get a second opinion from Dr. Paul Nassif on Raquel's botched nose job.

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The Dark Side of Danny Drunko (The Valley S3 E7, RHORI S1 E7, and RHOA S17 E6 Recaps) May 15, 2026

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On today's award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "The Dark Side of Danny Drunko " - we begin by talking about all of the latest news like Ciara Miller correcting TMZ's false reporting, James Kennedy getting a baby, and other stuff. (00:00 - 25:30)

As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 7) - "Please Give Him Lala". (25:30)

And then, we give RHORI season 1, episode 7 - "Waterslides for Thee" - a little pop in. (01:21:20)

And then finally, we discuss RHOA season 17, episode 6 - "A Clean Room" - for a short amount of time. (01:40:40)

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A Little More Going On (Summer House S10 E15 Recap) May 13, 2026

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On today's special episode of Turtle Time - "A Little More Going On" - we begin by breaking down all of the latest news like the rumors that Jenn Fessler cheated on her husband of 27 years with West Wilson after the Bravo Watch Party in 2024, Amy getting to see Jesse Solomon live, the Next Gen NYC season 2 trailer, the McBee Dynasty season 3 trailer, and even more news than that! (00:00 - 55:55)

And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 15 - "The Summer of our Discontent" - and recap every single moment in it. (55:55)

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Patreon Teaser: Schwartz and Sandoval Meet Their Nemesis, Greg from The Belmont May 11, 2026

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Schwartz and Sandoval immediately clash with their new partner, Greg, while discussing the concept of their new bar.

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The Eye of Kristen (The Valley S3 E6 and RHOBH S15 Reunion Pt. 3 Recaps) May 08, 2026

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On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Eye of Kristen" - we discuss all of the hottest news on the planet which consists of someone from the new RHONY having a birthday party, Steven McBee Jr. checking himself into a treatment facility, Katie Maloney discussing her story on House of Stassi, and much more! (00:00 - 22:00)

As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 6) - "The Train to San Diego". (22:00)

And then, we recap Part 3 of the season 15 reunion of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. (1:10:30)

If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.

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Patreon Teaser: The Villa Rosa Film Society Presents - The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring May 07, 2026

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Amy and Riley discuss the film, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, as part of our ongoing Villa Rosa Film Society series.

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Lindsay Hubbard's Second Annual Freedom Dinner (Summer House S10 E14, RHORI S1 E6, and RHOA S17 E5 Recaps) May 06, 2026

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On today's award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "Lindsay Hubbard's Second Annual Freedom Dinner " - we begin by talking about all of the latest news like Kyle Cooke and Carl Radke joining Saturday Night Live as cast members, the hottest Met Gala looks, and E!'s The Golden Life trailer featuring the legacy RHONY cast. (00:00 - 21:05)

And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 15 - "The Lost Supper" - and recap every single moment in it. (21:05)

And then, we give RHORI season 1, episode 6 a little pop in. (01:21:35)

And then finally, we discuss RHOA season 17, episode 5 for a short amount of time. (01:33:55)

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Patreon Teaser: Lisa Vanderpump Finds Out About Brock Davies' Past May 04, 2026

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Lisa Vanderpump serves tea and then gets "tea" spilled when she learns about Brock Davies' past.

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The One Where Kathy Hilton Goes on the AI Jello Diet (The Valley S3 E5 and RHOBH S15 Reunion Pt. 2 Recaps) May 01, 2026

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On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The One Where Kathy Hilton Goes on the AI Jello Diet" - we discuss all of the hottest news on the planet which consists of In The City adding new scenes to incorporate the so-called Amanda Goes West controversy, Lindsay Hubbard on WWHL, and Amanda Batula using Kyle Cooke as a decoy by kissing him at brunch on the patio of Balthazar. (00:00 - 27:20)

As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 5) - "The Family Feuds". (27:20)

And then, we recap Part 2 of the season 15 reunion of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. (1:14:05)

If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.

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