Turtle Time

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The Slade Smiley Archive (RHOC S19 E11 and RHOM S7 E16 Recap) Sep 19, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Slade Smiley Archive" - we start with the news that Summer House is getting a New York City-centric spin-off and then talk about other really pressing Bravo news. (00:00 - 29:45)

We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 11) - "Shannonigans". (29:45)

And finally, we recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 16) - "32 x 2 - 5 = A Bad Birthday Cake". (01:01:30)

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The Legend of Provo Canyon (RHOSLC S6 E1 Recap) Sep 17, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Legend of Provo Canyon" - Amy regales Riley with the tale of her going to Wolf By Vanderpump in Lake Tahoe, and then we talk about Wife Swap: Real Housewives Edition, as well as the latest RHONY casting news. (36:10)

We then discuss the beguiling premiere of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 1 - "The Lack of Lisa". (36:10)

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Patreon Teaser: Brittany Cartwright's Nightmarish Fear of Heights Sep 15, 2025

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On a trip to Mexico, Brittany Cartwright discusses her deep fear of heights due to her recurring Santa nightmare.

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Lest Ye Be Tamra Judged (RHOC S19 E10 and RHOM S7 E15 Recap) Sep 12, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Lest Ye Be Tamra Judged" - we start by discussing the war between Katie Maloney and Scheana Shay, the one favor Kyle Richards' couldn't refuse on the day of her daughter's wedding, and Kathy Hilton's huge yard sale. (14:50)

We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 10) - "Tamra and Shannon and Jenn, Yet Again". (14:50)

And finally, we recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 15) - "The Scarlett Dinner". (39:15)

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Turtle Time Trip: Amy and Riley Go To Tequila (RHONY S9 E16-18 Recap) Sep 10, 2025

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On this special episode of Turtle Time Trip, Amy and Riley recap RHONY's iconic Tequila trip. If you want to join us on this journey, the RHONY Tequila trip is featured on RHONY season 9 from episodes 16 - 18. We hope this discussion will have you feeling like you just drank tequila out of a beautiful horn.

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RIVERSIDE AI SUMMARY:

In this episode, Riley and Amy dive deep into the vibrant and chaotic world of The Real Housewives of New York's Season 9 trip to Mexico. They explore the high expectations surrounding the tequila tour, the drunken antics of the cast, and the underlying dynamics of friendship and rivalry that unfold throughout the trip. From room assignments to dinner drama, the conversation captures the essence of reality TV chaos, highlighting memorable moments and quotes that define the season. In this episode, the hosts dive into the latest drama from the Real Housewives of New York, focusing on the tensions between Sonya and Tinsley, the emotional moments between Bethany and Ramona, and the hilarious antics during their tequila tasting trip. They explore the dynamics of friendship, jealousy, and the pressures of fame, all while sharing laughs over memorable quotes and moments from the series.

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Richard Branson's Kingdom (RHOC S19 E9 and RHOM S7 E14 Recap) Sep 05, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Richard Branson's Kingdom" - we start by honoring Giorgio Armani and then we discuss the recent SNL cast shake-up and what a hard time Lorne Michaels must be having finding talent. We also discuss Bethenny Frankel dating the person Jennifer Aniston is dating, and Meghan O'Toole King (Edmunds) breaking into her ex-husband's house. (19:20)

We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 9) - "Not Tonight". (19:20)

And finally, we discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 14) - "The Resilient Lady". (01:10:20)

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RIVERSIDE AI SUMMARY:

In this episode of Turtle Time, hosts Amy and Riley open with a tribute to the legendary Giorgio Armani, reflecting on his influence and sharing personal anecdotes about his impact on their fashion choices. The conversation then shifts to the Real Housewives universe, where they delve into the latest drama involving cast members like Gretchen Rossi and Tamra Judge. They discuss the fallout from a lie detector test that has stirred controversy among the cast, exploring how it has affected relationships and alliances. Amy and Riley also touch on the dynamics between Katie and Kiki, analyzing the gossip and rumors that have surfaced. The episode is peppered with humor as they address a one-star review, showcasing their ability to handle criticism with grace and wit. Throughout, they provide a candid and entertaining look at the world of reality TV, offering insights that keep listeners engaged and eager for more. Tune in for a deep dive into fashion, reality TV drama, and the art of handling feedback with style!

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Patreon Teaser: Tom Sandoval Vs. Katie Maloney Sep 04, 2025

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On this week's Vanderpump Rules recap of the episode, "Tom Vs. Tom" (Season 7, Episode 14), we discuss Tom Sandoval's proclivity to be a champion of the underdog and how it leads to his first major fight with Katie Maloney.

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And Baby McBee Makes Three (The McBee Dynasty S2 E10 Recap) Sep 03, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "And Baby McBee Makes Three" - we start by discussing Carole Radziwill walking with Harry Styles at a wedding as well as Scheana Shay most likely becoming a full-time cast member on season 3 of The Valley, and then we congratulate Karen Huger on getting out of prison after 6 months. (00:00 - 20:20)

We then provide exclusive, award-winning coverage of the season 2 finale of The McBee Dynasty - "Do You Take Thee to Be Your McBee?" (20:25)

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The One With the Lie Detector Test (RHOC S19 E8 and RHOM S7 E12 + 13 Recap) Aug 29, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The One With the Lie Detector Test" - we start by discussing the Real Housewives of Potomac season 10 trailer and Carl Radke soft launching Soft Bar. (00:00 - 38:10)

We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 8) - "The Act of Lying". (38:10)

And finally, we discuss the latest TWO episodes of The Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 12 and episode 13) - "They're Still in Seville". (01:21:00)

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Rules for Thee, but Not for McBee (The McBee Dynasty S2 Discussion) Aug 27, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Rules for Thee, but Not for McBee" - we first discuss Taylor Swift potentially being engaged, Karen Huger being released from jail in September, the Vanderpump Villa season 3 teaser, and Bethenny Frankel finally ranking Trader Joe's chicken salad. (00:00 - 33:00)

We then provide exclusive, exhaustive coverage of the second season of The McBee Dynasty and what the projections look like for this year's soybean yield. (33:00)

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