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Patreon Teaser: Ariana Madix Grovels to Lisa Vanderpump for Her Job Back Nov 11, 2025

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In this teaser from our Patreon recap of "Training Days" (Season 8, Episode 2) of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss Lisa Vanderpump making Ariana Madix grovel for her job back.

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Tamra Grudge Won’t Budge (RHOC S19 Reunion Pt. 1 Recap) Nov 07, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Tamra Grudge Won’t Budge" - we discuss Lisa Barlow providing new evidence from Todd Newport's infamous date, Christina Applegate's strong words for the cast of RHOSLC, and a possible reconciliation for Teresa Guidice and Joe Gorga. (00:00 - 20:40).

And after all of that we give our thoughts on the Emily Simpson episode of Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition. (20:40)

We then discuss part 1 of the Real Housewives of Orange County season 19 reunion. (30:35)

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We Need to Talk About Todd (RHOSLC S6 E8 and RHOP S10 E5 Recaps) Nov 05, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "We Need to Talk About Todd" - we discuss our thoughts on the Vanderpump Rules season 12 trailer, the RHOBH trailer, Brittany Cartwright's Victorian vampire party, and JT Thomas getting the hell out of the county. (00:00 - 35:25)

We then quickly discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 5 - "Alexander Hamilton's House". (35:25)

And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 8 - "Making Out and F***ing". (54:40)

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Patreon Teaser: Did Dayna Kathan Make Out With Peter Madrigal in a Toilet? Nov 03, 2025

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In this teaser from our Patreon recap of the Season 8 premiere of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss whether or not Dayna Kathan and Peter Madrigal made out in the bathroom at the Mondrian.

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Gretchen's Last Supper (RHOC S19 Finale Recap) Oct 31, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time -"Gretchen's Last Supper" - we start by talking about Tom Schwartz' huge kickflip outside of TomTom, the RHOC reunion trailer, Andy Cohen's Call Her Daddy interview (00:00 - 18:00) and Melissa Gorga's episode of Wife Swap: Real Housewives Edition (18:10)

We then discuss this week's revelatory episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19 finale) - "Tamra's Grudge". (26:10)

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Patreon Teaser: Amy and Riley Discuss 'Joy Ride', 'Magnolia', and 'Eyes Wide Shut' Oct 30, 2025

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Amy and Riley talk about various films for 7 minutes!

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Conwyn Fraudport (RHOSLC S6 E7 and RHOP S10 E4 Recaps) Oct 29, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Conwyn Fraudport" - we talk about Mike Shay DJ'ing Tamra Judge's RHOC reunion party, the RHOC reunion outfits, and the RHONY reunion at Andy Cohen's 10-year Radio Andy anniversary. (00:00 - 15:00)

We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 4 - "The Empty Card". (15:00)

And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 7 - "The Source of All the Dirt". (46:54)

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While the Wife is Away, Angie K Will Play (Wife Swap and RHOC S19 E16 Recaps) Oct 24, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time -"While the Wife is Away, Angie K will Play" - we start by discussing Ken Burns again, then Sean Penn again, and then Charlie Sheen. (00:00 - 27:00) And after all of that we give our thoughts on the first episode of Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition starring Angie K. (27:50)

We then discuss this week's insufferable episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 16) - "Only One More After This". (42:40)

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No Soup For Us (RHOSLC S6 E6 and RHOP S10 E3 Recaps) Oct 22, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "No Soup For Us" - we talk about Mr. Scorsese, the new documentary on Martin Scorsese, Richard Linklater's upcoming double feature, Next Gen NYC season 2 filming, and Heather Gay's new show, Surviving Mormonism. (00:00 - 37:00)

We then briefly discuss this week's awful episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 3 - "Checking In Again on The Chin Check". (37:00)

And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 6 - "So Long, Soup Man". (57:25)

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Patreon Teaser: Scheana Shay Gives Adam a Penguin Oct 20, 2025

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In this teaser from our Patreon recap of the Season 7 finale of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss Scheana Shay adopting Adam Spott a penguin but never giving it to him.

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