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O.C., The McBee's, and Marysol's Knees (RHOM S7 Reunion Pt. 3 and RHOC S19 E15 Recaps) Oct 17, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "O.C., The McBee's, and Marysol's Knees" - we start by discussing Steve McBee Sr.'s sentencing to prison for two years, McBee Dynasty getting renewed for Season 3, and the US Weekly cover dedicated to RHOSLC. (00:00 - 24:50)

We then discuss this week's horrendous episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 15) - "Shannon Eats a Weed Muffin". (24:50)

And finally, we say goodbye to this season of RHOM, by recapping the final part of the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 reunion, and give out our first letter grade for the entire season. (53:50)

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The Soup Man Cometh (RHOSLC S6 E5 and RHOP S10 E2 Recaps) Oct 15, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Soup Man Cometh" - we talk about Dr. Wendy Osefo and Happy Eddie being booked on felony fraud charges, Ariana Biermann and Hudson McLeroy breaking up, and the viral disinfectant ad that's "cleaning up" against the competition. (00:00 - 24:15)

We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - "It Was Mint To Be". (24:15)

And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 5 - "The Gift Horse ". (51:45)

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Patreon Teaser: Brittany Cartwright Marries the Beast Oct 13, 2025

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On this week's Vanderpump Rules recap of the episode, "Brittany and the Beast" (Season 7, Episode 20), we discuss Brittany Cartwright's fascination with "Beauty and the Beast" and how it applies to her and Jax's relationship.

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The Tale of Julia and the Haitian Mortician (RHOM S7 Reunion Pt. 2 and RHOC S19 E14 Recaps) Oct 10, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Tale of Julia and the Haitian Mortician" - we start by discussing Hilaria Baldwin's elimination on Dancing with the Stars after her enchanting dance to the Star Wars Cantina Theme Song, and then we break down the Southern Charm season 11 trailer. (00:00 - 18:30)

We then recap the second part of the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 reunion - "Adriana's Heart". (18:30)

And finally, we discuss this week's dreadful episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 14) - "Hoedown Showdown". (51:20)

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Muzzy Dearest (RHOSLC S6 E4 and RHOP S10 E1 Recaps) Oct 08, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Muzzy Dearest" - we talk about Brittany Cartwright possibly getting surgery to remove her implants, Johnny J and Alexis Bellino getting married, Southern Charm coming back for season 11, and the latest in the Scheana Shay / Lala Kent war. (00:00 - 24:10)

We then discuss the season 10 premiere of the Real Housewives of Potomac - "The Second Blooming of Ashley Darby". (24:10)

And finally, we discuss this week's wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 4 - "Shiny Pretty Hair". (51:45)

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Basquiat's Godmother (RHOC S19 E13 and RHOM S7 Reunion Pt. 1 Recap) Oct 03, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Basquiat's Godmother" - we start by discussing Hilaria Baldwin's performance on Dancing with the Stars, Taylor Swift's potential lyrical feud with Charlie XCX, and the ongoing rivalry between Cardi B and Nicki Minaj. (00:00 - 14:15)

We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 12) - "Let Them Make Cake". (14:15)

And finally, we recap the first part of the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 reunion - "What Happened in the Hamptons". (1:00:00)

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Lisa Barlow's Fanciful Tale (RHOSLC S6 E3 Recap) Oct 01, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Lisa Barlow's Fanciful Tale" - we talk about Brittany Cartwright biting the dust on World's Toughest Test, Shep Rose's fun birthday, Scarlett Johansson's career in the entertainment industry, the BravoCon 2025 schedule, and the RHOSLC season 6 taglines! (37:45)

We then discuss this week's powerful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 3 - "Lisa's Clarity Lunch". (37:45)

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Patreon Teaser: Billie Lee Vs. Lisa Vanderpump Sep 30, 2025

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On this week's Vanderpump Rules recap of the episode, "End of an Era" (Season 7, Episode 18), we discuss Billie Lee breaking Lisa Vanderpump's rules.

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Tamra's One Hit Wonder (RHOC S19 E12 and RHOM S7 E17 Recap) Sep 26, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Tamra's One Hit Wonder" - we discuss Hilaria Baldwin's dancing, Dorit Kemsley's new memoir cover, and so much other news. (00:00 - 20:40)

We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 12) - "In Gretchen's Defense". (20:40)

And finally, we recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 17) - "I Love My Dog". (01:02:10)

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The Bout About Gout (RHOSLC S6 E2 Recap) Sep 24, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Bout About Gout" - we talk about Hilaria Baldwin's wonderful DWTS performance as well as the trailer for World's Toughest Test featuring Brittany Cartwright and Teresa Giudice. We also talk about the unverified rumor that Scheana Shay is banned from The Valley season 3. (21:25)

We then discuss this week's wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 2 - "The King's Disease". (21:25)

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