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Patreon Teaser: Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix Plan for the Future Aug 25, 2025

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On today's Vanderpump Rules recap of the episode "Reptilian Brain", we discuss Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix's plan for possibly having a child in the future.

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You, Me, and the Cast of the O.C. (RHOC S19 E7 Recap) Aug 22, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "You, Me, and the Cast of the O.C." - we start by discussing Tom Sandoval blowing it completely on America's Got Talent, the sneaker phenomenon that took over films for a period of time, Hilaria Baldwin's new hit podcast with her daughter, Paige DeSorbo's cameo on The Devil Keeps Wearing Prada, and much more. (27:50)

We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 7) - "Tamra Tells the Truth". (27:50)

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You, Me, and McBee (The McBee Dynasty Discussion) Aug 20, 2025

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Amy and Riley talk about some hard-hitting news (Todd Nepola stuff) and then provide exclusive coverage of the first season of The McBee Dynasty. (21:30)

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Patreon Teaser: Sly Cosmopoulos Tests Out the TomTom Cocktails Aug 18, 2025

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We finally get introduced to Aspen Wine and Beer's very own, Sly Cosmopoulos, who revitalizes the TomTom cocktail menu.

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The Last Amiga (RHOC S19 E6 and RHOM S7 E10 Recap) Aug 15, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Last Amiga" - we start by discussing Tom Sandoval and Jax Taylor going to see Freakier Friday in theaters and then we break down the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 6 trailer. (24:25)

We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 6) - "Bloody Mary". (24:25)

And finally, we discuss the latest TWO episodes of The Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 10 and episode 11) - "The Thrill of Seville". (55:45)

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The Lonesome Valley (The Valley Season 2 Part 3 Recap) Aug 13, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Lonesome Valley" - we start with a huge congratulations to Josh Flagg for selling Heather Dubrow's piece of shit house, and then we discuss Shep Rose seeing Andy Cohen in The Hamptons, as well as some other movie stuff. (00:00 - 19:25)

We then dive in to Part 3 of The Valley season 2 reunion. (19:25)

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Patreon Teaser: The Debut of Dayna Kathan Aug 11, 2025

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We discuss the first appearance of Dayna Kathan on Vanderpump Rules. This episode also includes Riley revealing the truth about the rumors that he and his wife are the masked, anonymous creators behind the #Justice4Jax account.

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Stephanie's Golden Ticket (RHOC S19 E5 and RHOM S7 E9 Recap) Aug 08, 2025

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Stephanie's Golden Ticket" - we discuss more news than you could ever imagine. We talk about Todd Chrisley on Kandi Burress' podcast, My Name is Kandi, the RHOM reunion seating chart, RHOBH filming in The Hamptons, Brittany Cartwright on World's Toughest Test, and about three other news stories. (28:30)

We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 5) - "The Haunted Dinner from Hell". (28:30)

And finally, we discuss the latest episode of The Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 9) - "The Last Seat on the Private Jet". (1:00:10)

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The House That Hooters Built (The Valley S2 Reunion Part 2 Recap) Aug 06, 2025

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Now that's what we call news! We start this episode by talking about Scheana Shay's Shien takeover that made the front page of The Shien-Na Newspaper, Carole Radziwill on Watch What Happens Live, and Dorit's upcoming memoir, tentatively titled, Meet Dorit. (00:00 - 24:10)

And then after discussing all of the news that was fit to print, we dive in to Part 2 of The Valley season 2 reunion. (24:10)

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Patreon Teaser: James Kennedy Taking His First Steps at Tiffany’s Aug 04, 2025

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What we talk about when we talk about James Kennedy taking his first steps at Tiffany's.

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