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Patreon Teaser: Lisa Vanderpump's Relationship to the Austin Powers Franchise Jan 26, 2026

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Amy and Riley theorize on the Austin Powers film franchise and its impact on Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd.

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Craig's Enemy (Southern Charm S11 E8 and RHOBH S15 E6) Jan 23, 2026

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On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Craig's Enemy" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Marysol Patton resurrecting her deceased mother to sell caviar, Tom Sandoval's descent into Hell on House of Villains, and what it would be like if Tom Cruise went to Trader Joe's. (00:00 - 30:25)

We then discuss this week's episode (S11 E8) of Southern Charm - "A Tough Conversation". (30:30)

And finally, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 6) - "Psychic Summer". (01:14:45)

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Barlow's Burner (RHOSLC S6 Reunion Part 2, VPR S12 E7, and RHOP S10 E15) Jan 21, 2026

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On today's soon to be award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "Barlow's Burner" - we break down all of the hottest news items of the week including the fallout from Kyle Cooke and Amanda Batula's separation announcement, Ben Affleck's respectful reaction to not knowing Lisa Barlow, Venus Brinkley's comments about Scheana Shay, and the Victoria Beckham wedding dance that's going viral. (00:00 - 26:00)

We then discuss the latest developments on this week's episode Real Housewives of Potomac (S10 E15) - "The Better of our Angels" (26:00)

We then discuss this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 7 - "The Only Fans of Chris and Jason". (42:10)

And finally, we discuss Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 6 reunion. (01:14:50)

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Turtle Time Breaking News: Kyle Cooke and Amanda Batula Break Up Jan 19, 2026

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Enter the Turtle Time Situation Room with us as we discuss Amanda Batula and Kyle Cooke's separation and what it means for our lives.

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Salley Collects Chickens for the Chicken Coop (Southern Charm S11 E7 and RHOBH S15 E5 Recap) Jan 16, 2026

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On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Salley Collects Chickens for the Chicken Coop" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Harry Styles bringing disco back, the Ultimate Road Trip cast announcement, Luann DeLesseps kissing someone, and Ariana Madix and Tom Sandoval officially ending Scandoval by agreeing to a settlement. (00:00 - 26:20)

We then discuss this week's episode (S11 E7) of Southern Charm - "Counting Your Chickens Before They Hatch". (26:20)

And finally, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 5) - "Vexed at the Vortex ". (01:05:00)

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The Business of Being Barlow (RHOSLC S6 Reunion Part 1 and VPR S12 E6 Recaps) Jan 14, 2026

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On today's ground-breaking episode of Turtle Time - "The Business of Being Barlow" - we break down all of the hottest news items of the week including Katie Ginella getting fired from RHOC and Paige DeSorbo saying her boyfriend's name on Giggly Squad as well as an in-depth review of James Cameron's latest film, Avatar: Fire and Ash. (00:00 - 32:05)

We then discuss the latest developments on Real Housewives of Potomac. (32:05)

We then discuss this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 6 - "The Formosa Film Festival". (42:40)

And finally, we discuss Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 6 reunion. (01:22:00)

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Patreon Teaser: Dayna, Max, and Brett Revisited Jan 12, 2026

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Amy and Riley provide an assessment of Dayna, Max, and Brett's performance on season 8 of Vanderpump Rules.

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The Birth of Sutton Brown (Southern Charm S11 E6 and RHOBH S15 E4 Recap) Jan 09, 2026

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On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Birth of Sutton Brown" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like the upcoming Oscar race and whether Jay Kelly has what it takes, Andy Cohen getting a garbage can named after him, and RHOC's Gina Kirschenheiter getting engaged. (00:00 - 22:20)

We then talk our asses off while talking about this week's episode (S11 E6) of Southern Charm - "A Medium Rare Kind of Steak" (22:20).

And finally, we discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 4) - "The Birth of Sutton Brown". (59:20)

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The Sisters of Salt (RHOSLC S6 Finale and VPR S12 E5 Recaps) Jan 07, 2026

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On today's ground-breaking episode of Turtle Time - "The Sisters of Salt" - we break down all of the hottest news items of the week including Lisa Hochstein and Jody breaking up, Todd Nepola dropping his lawsuit against Bravo with prejudice, and we break down the RHOSLC S6 Reunion trailer. (00:00 - 34:55)

We then discuss this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 5 - "A Bro Code Broken". (34:55)

And finally, we discuss the season 6 finale of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6 - "A Tragedy in Greece". (01:14:05)

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Patreon Teaser: Nathalie Offers Condolences to Lisa Vanderpump Jan 06, 2026

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Amy and Riley discuss Nathalie consoling Lisa Vanderpump after the unexpected passing of her mother.

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