Turtle Time

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Craig's Lost Soul (Southern Charm S11 Finale and RHOBH S15 E13) Mar 13, 2026

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On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Craig's Lost Souls" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Harrison Ford doing the press run of the century, Kyle Cooke saying he's attracted to Maura from Traitors, and we give a whole-hearted congratulations to Cole McBee for having another child on the way. (00:00 - 21:25)

As Turtle Time continues, we discuss the season 11 finale of Southern Charm - "Salley Season". (21:25)

And then lastly, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 13) - "A Night at the Opera". (01:14:40)

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Bailey Blows It Big Time With Ben (Summer House S10 E6, VPR S12 Reunion, and RHOP S10 Reunion Recaps) Mar 11, 2026

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Bailey Blows It Big Time With Ben" - we begin with some of the most vital news you've ever heard in your life - Jax and Brittany's custody deal, the new RHONY cast with Carole Radziwill, Scheana Shay saying Lisa Vanderpump wanted Lala to have sex with Tom Sandoval, and that's just the start of it! (00:00 - 23:25)

And then we ramp up by talking about this week's phenomenal episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 6 - "The End of Bailey and Ben " - and recap every single moment in it. (23:30)

And that's not all! We give our final thoughts on the Vanderpump Rules season 12 reunion (01:14:10) and the final part of the RHOP season 10 reunion. (01:28:25) If you love Turtle Time, you're going to love this episode where we talk about a lot of stuff.

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Patreon Teaser: Jax Taylor Suffers From Mercury’s Gatorade Mar 09, 2026

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Jax Taylor roars life back into Vanderpump Rules season 8 by having a complete meltdown about having to go to a Malibu beach to pick up trash.

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Turtle Time Trip: The Real Housewives of Down Under (Below Deck Down Under S4 E1-3 Recap) Mar 06, 2026

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We are going BELOW DECK for the first time and we never want to come back up! That's right - for the first time in Turtle Time history, we're recapping the Below Deck franchise, with the Below Deck: Down Under x Real Housewives of Salt Lake City crossover event of the century.

So grab your floatie couture, make sure your anchor doesn't whinge, and sail away with us on a Turtle Time Trip that will hopefully make you okay with the fact that we didn't recap Southern Charm or Beverly Hills this week.

If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

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The Last Duel for Ciara's Heart (Summer House S10 E5 Recap) Mar 04, 2026

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Last Duel for Ciara's Heart" - we have Summer House fever! That's right - we are dedicating an entire episode to Summer House with only 10 minutes of shitty non-Bravo news!

So get ready for a major recap of this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 5 - "Medieval Times" which is so detailed it's basically like we were on an Arthurian quest to dissect the shit out of it.

If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

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Dr. Craigy and Mr. Craig (Southern Charm S11 E13 and RHOBH S15 E11) Feb 27, 2026

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On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Dr. Craigy and Mr. Craig" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Lisa Rinna doing stuff. (15:45)

As the episode continues, we discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (season 11, episode 13) - "Craig Gets Drunk and Screams Again". (15:45)

And then lastly, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 11) - "We Need To Talk About Dorit's Shopping". (01:05:10)

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What Did Jesse Solomon Do? (Summer House S10 E4, VPR S12 Finale, and RHOP S10 Reunion Pt. 2 Recaps) Feb 25, 2026

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "What Did Jesse Solomon Do?" - we discuss Paddington blowing it at the BAFTAs, the RHOA season 17 trailer, Vanderpump Rules being renewed, and Ariana Madix moving her belongings from the home she used to share with Tom Sandoval. (00:00 - 29:00)

And then we break down our favorite moments from Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 10 reunion. (29:00)

After that, we rip into this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 4 - "Ben's Australian-Themed Singles Mixer" and dissect every aspect of it. (45:50)

And then finally with our remaining energy, we briefly discuss this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 12 - "Biting The Dust". (01:33:00)

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Patreon Teaser: The Truth Behind the Kristen / Stassi / Katie Fallout Feb 24, 2026

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We try to crack the code on why Katie and Stassi hate Kristen so much this season.

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Charley's Secret (Southern Charm S11 E12 and RHOBH S15 E10) Feb 20, 2026

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On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Charley's Secret" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Dorinda Medley pulling a full-blown Roof Man at Bloomingdale's as well as her statement on joining E!'s "The Golden Life" and what it means for her future on Bravo. And we break down the new trailer for The Valley season 3. (22:50)

As the episode continues, we discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (season 11, episode 12) - "The Night at the Iguana". (39:20)

And then lastly, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 10) - "We Need to Talk About the Cult". (01:31:40)

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On Apology Beach (Summer House S10 E3, VPR S12 E11, and RHOP S10 Reunion Pt. 1 Recaps) Feb 18, 2026

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "On Apology Beach" - we discuss Bethenny Frankel meeting up with Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan in Florida, Michelle Obama's Bravo love, and the RHOA teaser for the upcoming season. (00:00 - 23:10)

And then we break down our favorite moments from Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 10 reunion. (23:10)

After that, we rip into this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 3 - "I Went to Apology Beach and All I Got Was This Lousy Apology" and dissect every aspect of it. (39:10)

And then finally with our remaining energy, we briefly discuss this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 11 - "Paint a Date". (01:28:20)

And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.

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