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Patreon Teaser: Lisa Vanderpump Meets the Most Handsome Man on Earth Feb 16, 2026

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Sean McBearney makes a good impression on Lisa Vanderpump when she goes to "check in" on her new hotel room in Caesar's Palace. And Riley shares his thoughts on The Godfather: Part III. From our recap of "Mr. and Mrs. Schwartz Take Two".

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The Legend of Itchy Grass Farm (Southern Charm S11 E11 and RHOBH S15 E9) Feb 13, 2026

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On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Legend of Itchy Grass Farm" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Dorinda Medley becoming a friend-of or quite possibly replacing Jill Zarin on E! new show, "The Golden Life", Andy Cohen's new Mackage ad hot off the heels of his Nerds campaign, and much more! (00:00 - 18:50)

We then discuss this week's episode (season 11, episode 11) of Southern Charm - "Big Whit Dinner". (18:50)

And finally, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 9) - "The Dunes of Amagansett". (01:10:45)

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Amy and Riley's Summer House Sailgate (Summer House S10 E2 and VPR S12 E10) Feb 11, 2026

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Amy and Riley's Summer House Sailgate" - we discuss the party of the year, The Reality Hot Seat Sailgate Party, in San Francisco and all of the wonderful people we met. We then discuss Jill Zarin's comments on Bad Bunny's Super Bowl performance resulting in her getting fired from E! upcoming show, The Golden Life. (00:00 - 33:15)

Then we rip into this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 2 - "Kyle's Toast" and dissect every aspect of it. (33:15)

And then finally with our remaining energy, we recap this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 10 - "Harry Potter and Heartbreak". (01:28:35)

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Patreon Teaser: The Worst Vanderpump Rules Episode Yet Feb 10, 2026

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The trio of Max, Dayna, and Brett continue their reign of terror on Season 8 of Vanderpump Rules.

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In the Shadow of Salley (Southern Charm S11 E10 and RHOBH S15 E8) Feb 06, 2026

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On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "In the Shadow of Salley" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like the Summer House: In The City teaser, the Real Housewives of Rhode Island trailer, Bronwyn Newport's new boyfriend, and Teddi Mellencamp becoming Chala Lilly on The Masked Singer. (00:00 - 30:35)

We then discuss this week's episode (season 11, episode 10) of Southern Charm - "Itchy Grass Farm". (30:35)

And finally, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 8) - "Is Rachel Okay?". (01:16:10)

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Mr. and Mrs. Send It (Summer House S10 E1 and VPR S12 E9) Feb 04, 2026

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On today's cathartic episode of Turtle Time - "Mr. and Mrs. Send It" - we break down all of the hottest news items of the week like the Paige DeSorbo / Kinder Bueno ad that will be "scoring points" with candy bar heads at the Big Game this year, as well as the OG RHONY cast defecting over to the E! network for their new show, The Golden Life. (00:00 - 23:10)

We then break down Andy Cohen's sit down with Karen Huger for the Real Housewives of Potomac season finale. (23:10)

Then we rip into the season 10 premiere of Summer House and dissect every aspect of it. (37:20)

And then finally with our remaining energy, we recap this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 9 - "What Happens at Tobin's". (01:38:55)

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Patreon Teaser: Villa Rosa Film Society Presents - Twilight Feb 03, 2026

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Amy and Riley discuss the 2008 film, Twilight, as part of our ongoing Villa Rosa Film Society series.

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Patreon Teaser: The Worst Tom Schwartz Moment in Vanderpump Rules History Feb 02, 2026

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Amy and Riley discuss Tom Schwartz' despicable treatment of Katie after Randall Emmett's cop prank on Tom Sandoval.

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Money Queen and Co. (Southern Charm S11 E9 and RHOBH S15 E7) Jan 30, 2026

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On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Money Queen and Co. " - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Barry Keoghan's new hairstyle that makes him look sort of like Ringo from The Beatles, and much, much more. (00:00 - 24:10)

We then discuss this week's episode (season 11, episode 9) of Southern Charm - "Austen's Brackish New Bowtie". (24:10)

And finally, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 7) - "Disregulated". (01:12:10)

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The Cherry on Todd (RHOSLC S6 Reunion Part 3, VPR S12 E8, and RHOP S10 E16) Jan 28, 2026

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On today's soon to be award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "The Cherry on Todd" - we break down all of the hottest news items of the week like Kendall Jenner's new provocative ad campaign, the Summer House season 10 sneak peek, and Carl Radke's new podcast, More Life with special guest Kyle Cooke. (00:00 - 17:50)

We then talk about this week's wonderful episode Real Housewives of Potomac (S10 E16) - "Wandering Land" (17:50)

And then recap this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 8 - "The Black Sheep Bar and Grill". (31:00)

And finally, we discuss Part 3 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 6 reunion. (56:25)

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