The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Bonus EP - Black Soul Cap Sep 12, 2022

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about new swimming caps approved for black hair, the sale of real "pearl necklaces," and a North Carolina School accidently/on purpose baptized 100 kids. *Ed. - Gastor was so thrown off by this story, that he accidently shared this as part of the previous episode description.*

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Ep. 100 - Best Hugs Sep 08, 2022

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Wally the Gator crushing a local best-pet contest, a North Carolina School secretly baptising 100 students, and the Mcdonald's merch collab you never expected.

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Bonus EP - 500 Deep Sep 05, 2022

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about DaBaby over estimating his fanbase, scientist trying to resurrect the tasmanian tiger, and Goldman Sachs losing an entire division of young workers.

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Ep. 099 - We still do this? Sep 01, 2022

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about guns being shipped to a high school, cocaine shipments being hidden in the baby wipes, and Ben&Jerry doing the right thing by cocoa.

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Bonus EP - Bison Boom Aug 29, 2022

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Capital Records signing and dropping a digital rapper, a Silicon Valley Startup that promises to make everyone's voice sound "white," and horny Bisons trying to get some at your local National Park.

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Ep. 098 - Decadence Aug 25, 2022

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about 10 year olds hustling adults on Venmo, McDonald's finally taking my business advice, and a man who's house desperately needs a strong fence.

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Bonus EP - Been There Aug 22, 2022

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the WeWork remix getting funding, baseball player dropping his cellphone midgame and gray wolves getting into real estate.

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Ep. 097 - Pay Them Aug 18, 2022

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Swizz Beatz and Timbaland suing Triller, Tommy Lee still trying to show us his stuff, and Earth approaching 8 billion people!

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Bonus EP - Loyalty is Royalty Aug 15, 2022

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Texas governor bussing migrants to New York, iHOP on the come-up, and Dominos giving up on it's Italy expansion plans.

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Ep. 096 - Rage Age Appropriately Aug 11, 2022

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about tax deductions for fetuses, councilwoman driving over grubhub delivery people and a church in Texas remixing Hamilton.

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