The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Bonus EP - Cheez In-It Jul 04, 2022

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Taco Bell's latest collaboration, Elmo getting vaccinated and cheating at a Big 4 accounting firm.

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Ep. 090 - Evil is Beyond Jun 30, 2022

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the latest Verzuz, 18 foot snakes and our differing opinions on Bed, Bath and Beyond.

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Bonus - Cereal Empire Jun 27, 2022

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor join's from the road to talk with Shalewa about Kellogg's splitting into 3 companies, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese doing a small name change and NYC's super villain mayor.

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Ep. 089 - Eye Drops Jun 23, 2022

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In today's episode, Gastor join's from the road to talk with Shalewa about Elon Musk oldest child wanting to change their name, Spider Man crashing into a building and Tom Brady's favorite rap album.

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Bonus - Paint the Plane Jun 20, 2022

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In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about the new Air Force One paint job causing issues with security, boycotting Martin's rolls, and the first Mexican born woman in space!

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Ep. 088 - Elephant Gang Jun 16, 2022

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the rebranding of old McDonald's locations in Russia, an elephant with a vendetta, and a gas station manager who was fired for mispricing the gas.

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Bonus - Avoid the bison Jun 13, 2022

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In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about the rising cost of NYC rent, how to avoid getting gored by animals and the Europe forcing Apple's hand.

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Ep. 087 - Stick figures Jun 09, 2022

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Target offering discounts to get rid of inventory, Wendy's new frosty flavor and their future as courtroom artist.

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Bonus - All Black Everything Jun 06, 2022

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In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about Gastor's major wardrobe change, Taco Bell running out of Mexican Pizza's and the end of Elvis-themed Las Vegas weddings.

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Ep. 086 - Shadow Banned Jun 02, 2022

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about being shadow banned on social media, the closing of the last Howard Johnson's and the fruit mice fear the most.

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