The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Bonus EP - Pointless Skyscrapers Aug 08, 2022

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about plans to build an unnecessary skyscraper, collapsing screens, and vegan food at Cracker Barrel.

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Ep. 095 - Dreams Aug 04, 2022

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the cancelation of a music festival in Atlanta, a Pastor being robbed in Brooklyn, and an $1800 McMuffin.

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Bonus EP - Life Advice Aug 01, 2022

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shopify layoffs, The Kardashian's versus Instagram, and 5 years of involuntary flatulence.

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Ep. 094 - Reset Jul 28, 2022

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about angry chess robots in Russia, feral chickens in Hawaii, and billion dollar lotteries.

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Bonus EP - Joy & Pain Jul 25, 2022

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Chipotle shutting down union efforts, MIT picking up radio signals from space and gas prices dropping below $4 in certain states.

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Ep. 093 - You Wildin! Jul 21, 2022

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Billionaires wildin' out! Elon and Errol Musk? Both Wildin! Major League Baseball? Wildin! Netflix? Wildin Too!

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Bonus EP - Euro (drop)step Jul 18, 2022

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Euro and the US Dollar reaching parity, the worst variant yet, and Spain figuring out public transportation.

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Ep. 092 - Feed the Ducks Jul 14, 2022

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Amazon offering free Grub Hub, British Airways trapping passengers, and a group of picky-eating penguins.

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Bonus EP - Belize Jul 11, 2022

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their recent podcast success, a huge onion recall and the return of some odd seasonal milkshake flavors.

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Ep. 091 - Living Healthy Jul 07, 2022

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their new healthy living changes, giant snails taking over Florida, and threesomes worth fighting over.

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