The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Bonus EP - Temper, Temper Oct 17, 2022

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a new statue in Canada dedicated to Cheetos, Jesus has a PR campaign, and Apple devices confusing roller-coaster for car crashes.

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Ep. 105 - Mom's Cooking Oct 13, 2022

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In today's (micro)episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the power of mom's cooking, the coolest neighborhoods in the world, and take a quick jab at non-meat eaters.

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Bonus EP - Snack King Oct 10, 2022

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the NYC public schools underperforming, how to bring workers back into the office, and the latest Oreo cookie flavor.

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Ep. 104 - Happy 2nd Birthday Oct 06, 2022

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about McDonald's adult Happy meals, Poland wanting reparations, and they celebrate 2 years of podcasting.

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Bonus EP - Batteries Included Oct 03, 2022

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the power of a good cigar, airlines being challenged to add seat-size regulations, and Meta wants credit for finishing it's job after the deadline.

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Ep. 103 - Legroom Sep 29, 2022

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about James Earl Jones retirement from Star Wars, Nyquil Chicken not really trending, and the sandwich deli empire that wasn't.

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Bonus EP - Velveeta Everything Sep 26, 2022

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor getting bullied by rats, men getting their legs lengthened, and what items were confiscated by British police from the people in line to see the Queen.

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Ep. 102 - Wedding Season Sep 22, 2022

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mark Zuckerberg losing money, Brett Favre getting government money to build his daughter a park, and Wegmans ending Scan and Go app for obvious reasons.

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Bonus EP - First Job Jitters Sep 19, 2022

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the new King! Plus a few other things, but mostly it's Shalewa teaching Gastor about how the monarchy works.

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Ep. 101 - Disrespectfully Eaten Wings Sep 15, 2022

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about being in the zone, a DoorDash driver snacking on your meal, and Jimmy Kimmel committing to the bit.

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