The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

Latest Episodes:

Bonus EP - Plane Party Nov 21, 2022

Show notes

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about cryptocurrency seizure, Tyson Chicken CFO found drunk in a random person's home, and cobra dies from a people bite.

Instagram:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

Ep. 110 - Winter Is Coming Nov 17, 2022

Show notes

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the failure that has been Twitter Blue, a Delaware woman who keeps winning the lotto, and KFC offending people in Germany.

@WarReportPod

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

Bonus EP - Contact High Nov 14, 2022

Show notes

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about people licking toads to get high, rich people still living check-to-check, and lab-grown blood being given to people for the first time.

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

Ep. 109 - Road Trip Recap Nov 10, 2022

Show notes

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Toyota pivoting back to regular keys for their cars, cloned cannabis cells being grown in bioreactors, and the success and failures of Elon's management style.

@WarReportPod

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

Bonus EP - Bad Parking Nov 07, 2022

Show notes

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Colorado couple being trapped by tumbleweeds, a city outlawing feeding the homeless, and a local Chick-fil-a introducing a 3 day workweek.

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

Ep. 108 - Tech Savvy Nov 03, 2022

Show notes

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about two customers suing Barilla pasta, how old is Joy Behar, and the Elon Musk takeover of Twitter.

@WarReportPod

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

Bonus EP - Car Zen Oct 31, 2022

Show notes

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about University of Florida students being banned from protesting, two whistleblowers being punished for doing their job, and more elephants beefing with humans.

Instagram:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

Ep. 107 - Marshmallow Planets Oct 27, 2022

Show notes

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about new planets being discovered, Kanye being dropped by everyone, and the food delivery drone that took out a city's electricity.

Instagram:

@WarReportPod

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

Bonus EP - Mancave Oct 24, 2022

Show notes

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Joe Bidden running the country from Delaware, and Gastor's friends interpreting his home renovations differently.

Instagram:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

Ep. 106 - Dance Dance Oct 20, 2022

Show notes

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Tik Tok dances taking over our lives, a youth football league suspending a team over a technicality, and the Power Rangers saving the day at a local restaurant.

Link up with us.

Instagram:

@WarReportPod

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions