The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Ep. 120 - Taken Feb 02, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about everything breaking, the string of monkey kidnappings, robot AI going to court, and how to do the banana trick at Walmart.

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Bonus EP - This Guy Jan 30, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a fake Fireball Whiskey being sold in stores, a school in New England that can't turn off it's lights, and Gastor's reignited love for his favorite childhood show.

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Ep. 119 - Egg Drop Jan 26, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a sailor lost a sea surviving on ketchup, TikTok admits to being able to pick what videos go viral, and how much do we trust Usain Bolt.

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Bonus EP - I Don't Do That Jan 23, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a company suing over wages after tracking a work-from-home employee's activities, and Gastor doesn't understand why he has to watch work get done.

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Ep. 118 - Abstract Art Jan 19, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the odd MLK statue, finding snakes in your hotel toilet, and companies giving out fake management titles to avoid paying overtime.

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Bonus EP - Emotional Support Snake Jan 16, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about digital ID's needed to watch porn, emotional support snakes, and a $43 million steak meal.

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Ep. 117 - How do you Say this? Jan 12, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the demise of Bed, Bath & Beyond, a Wells Fargo executive is on the run, and a Brinks truck is robbed in the simplest way.

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Bonus EP - Speaker King Jan 09, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their experience with wild elections, while talking about the Speaker of the House vote, which was undecided at the time.

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Ep. 116 - New Year, New Me! Jan 05, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about New Year's resolutions, racism in true crime podcasting, and a poor dog who was separated from his family for 60 hours due to an airline mistake.

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Enjoy the Holidays - No Episode this week Dec 29, 2022

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Happy Holidays to our Troops and Correspondents! No episodes this week, but we will be back with the usual next week!