The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Bonus EP - Snitchbot Apr 17, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the NYPD rolling out snitchbots, a real snake on a plane situation, and the reason that cockroaches will outlive us all.

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Ep. 130 - First Class Apr 13, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their recent travels, a recent Apple store robbery gone right, and a mayor trying to sue AI.

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Bonus - Starstruck Apr 10, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Shalewa is on the road, so Gastor is joined by Brandon Collins. They talk about which movie memorabilia they'd want, what Da Vinci used in his painting, and the latest additions to the Forbes' sports billionaires list.

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Special Guest Host Brandon Collins can be found @americancollins on Twitter or Instagram. He co-host Medium Popcorn podcast and Drunk Black History. More on him and these shows can be found at http://Americancollins.com

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Ep. 129 - Quick Charge Apr 06, 2023

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In today's episode, Shalewa is on the road, so Gastor is joined by Brandon Collins. They talk about how far an Amazon driver will go to make their delivery, a woman trying to scam money from a business instead of blaming her dog, and the chaos caused by Apple's weather app being down for one day.

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Ep. 128 - Jersey's Finest Mar 30, 2023

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In today's episode, Shalewa is on the road, so Gastor is joined by Ariel Leaty. They talk about girls in Florida not being allowed to talk about periods in school, baby mice coming from 2 male mice, and teenagers solving math theories getting paid!

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Special Guest Host Ariel Leaty can be found @arielleaty on Twitter or Instagram. She co-host The Fraudsters podcast.

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Bonus EP - Love Yours Mar 27, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about things they've learned from the Troops and Correspondents, the attempted robbery of a helicopter and how nobody in Minnesota is hungry according to one state senator.

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Ep. 127 - Missing Nickels Mar 23, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about breaking into your own home, should we be airtaging our seafood, and two criminals breaking out of jail only to be caught at an IHOP.

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Bonus EP - Netflix Alternative Mar 20, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about movie studios producing more animals on cocaine movies, the auctioning off of the first iPhone, and deleting voicemails of people who have passed away.

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Ep. 126 - Computers Live Mar 16, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about monkey's standing up for themselves, the candy bars that would make the best breakfast cereal, and when you're too tall to commit a crime.

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Bonus EP - Joe vs. Tik Tok Mar 13, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about enjoying the return of De La Soul to streaming services, Joe Biden going after Tik Tok and who is allowed to say "bruh."

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