The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Bonus EP - Shrimp Heads Jul 03, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about if lab grown meat is Kosher, Elon Musk mom not letting him fight, and a Janitor that took out 20 years worth of lab experiments in one night.

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Ep. 140 - Caramel and Citrus Jun 29, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Texas eliminating water breaks, Apple trying to trademark actual apples, and Pepsi debuts its first condiment.

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Bonus EP - Rear Ended Jun 26, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about some terrible ways people can use ChatGPT, a million dollar wage theft case at an assisted living facility, and two airplanes delay takeoff after reversing into each other at the airport.

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Ep. 139 - Dangerous Games Jun 22, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Taqueria owner using a priest to find the snitches amongst his staff, a documentary crew attacked by sharks, and the Price is Right contestant who played the game too hard

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Bonus EP - Not Ducking Around Jun 19, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor splurging on glasses, the iPhone finally fixing it's biggest ducking problems, and old bosses complaining about young workers again.

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Ep. 138 - It's like a Jungle Jun 15, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the responsible drinking habits of Gen-Z, doctors removing the largest kidney stone in the world, and the lengths a man would go to, to add to his height.

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Bonus EP - Warning Signs Jun 12, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the meaning behind beige flags and when is the right time to jump into an alligator enclosure.

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Ep. 137 - End Days Jun 08, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the end of days, the price of hiring a hitman on the darkweb, and debate the best name for your baby gorilla.

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Bonus EP - Orca's Revenge Jun 05, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Ohio prison employees placed on leave after two inmates escape, a bronze statue that's packing too much heat, and the revenge of the orcas!

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Ep. 136 - Money Salad Jun 01, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a woman making a $500 salad, returning a library book after nearly 100 years, and the return of the local miracle!

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