The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Bonus EP - Divorce Worthy Sep 11, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Delta flight that was brought back due to diarrhea, fish attacks and how to stop rats from having babies.

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Ep. 150 - Back from the Beach Sep 07, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a proposal that would make salaried workers eligible for OT, a news crew that was robbed while reporting on robberies, and how to fit a cow into a Crown Vic.

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Bonus EP - Food for All Sep 04, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a stingray attacking a woman on the beach, reindeer going into Russia for food, and the birth of a rare spotless giraffe.

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Ep. 149 - Off Grid Aug 31, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the nude bike ride in Philadelphia, a drunk school teacher, and a duo of friends who hustled $1 million from UberEats.

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Bonus EP - Peacocks affected by Mercury Retrograding Aug 28, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the peacock takeover of a small town in Florida, they catch up on the latest internet slang, and we prepare for Mercury Retrograding.

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Ep. 148 - Big Picture Aug 24, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the return of the Fyre Festival, Mayor Adams forcing New York City organizations to talk about him on social media, and a United Airlines pilot that took matters into his own hands

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Bonus EP - Inner Tom Aug 21, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Erykah Badu releasing the best merch, the Brazilian-rats market, and the loudest burp on record.

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Ep. 147 - Under Construction Aug 17, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Michael Oher deserving the entire bag, how trustworthy are mushrooms and the truth behind Tank the Bear.

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Bonus EP - End of Days Aug 14, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Netflix seeking to hire an AI product manager, the knock-off In-N-Out in Mexico, and a woman is attacked on her lawn by a snake and a hawk - at the same time!

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