The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Bonus EP - Milk and Brandy Nov 20, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a funeral home in Oklahoma that wasn't keeping up with business, and a change in the state cocktail of Wisconsin.

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Ep. 160 - Two Times Nov 16, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a plane taking off without it's windows, a new mammal discovered in Indonesia, and what it must feel like to win the lotto twice.

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Bonus EP - $30 Salad Nov 14, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how to get workers back in the office, overpaying for lunch in the city and reminisce about Zoom comedy.

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Ep. 159 - Saucony U Nov 09, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about otter attacks, deer's walking through restaurants and potential cheating in the NBA.

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Bonus EP - Options Nov 06, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Target changing it's self checkout policy, the worst landlord in NYC, and how mobile phones are hurting sperm counts.

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Ep. 158 - What's in your Ear? Nov 02, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about tummy issues, finding spiders in your ear, and a spike in deodorant sales.

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Bonus EP - Children's Court Oct 30, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the newly brokered peace in the Taco Tuesday wars, a new dog mom with a litter of 15 puppies, and how to use kids to guilt people out of drunk driving.

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Ep. 157 - Closet Construction Oct 26, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about several California cities amongst the nation's rattiest, women in Iceland going on strike, and why a town in Queens wants the music turned down.

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Bonus EP - Diaper Bombs Oct 23, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the diaper that diverted a flight and the latest fee being charged to Brunch goers.

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Ep. 156 - Bigger than Blueberries Oct 19, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a school teacher playing an inappropriate movie for 4th graders, catching herpes from a pastor and the loss of the pandas.

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