The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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**The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte – N – Shalewa Sharpe**

The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn’t. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop culture podcast – period. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte.

Latest Episodes:

Ep. 166 - Otters in my slacks Dec 28, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about smuggling otters on a plane, and the most searched terms on Google.

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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

Ep. 165 - Mile High Hurdle Dec 21, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Trump's hurdle in Colorado, Blossom fired from Jeopardy, and the post-shutdown drop in the population of New York City.

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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

Bonus EP - The Next Adam Driver project Dec 18, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about shooting yourself in an MRI machine, and the unexpected heir to a portion of the LVHM fortune.

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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

Ep. 164 - Liquid Death Dec 15, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Lemonade controversy at Panera Bread, stealing millions from an NFL team, and the MTA's latest efforts to curb fare evasion.

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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

Bonus EP - Love Language Dec 11, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Oxford's 2023 word of the year, and millennials feeling abandoned by their baby-boomer parents.

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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

Ep. 163 - Lost In Translation Dec 07, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Taylor Swift being named Time's Person of the year, Penguins taking a ton of naps, and the book translation that snitched on the Royals.

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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

Bonus EP - Labeled Underwear Dec 04, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about modern inconveniences, a robbery case cracked by visible underwear, and a local government trying to throw away an elderly woman's rock collection.

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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

Ep. 162 - Orca Rock Dec 01, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the use of Heavy Metal against Orcas, the theft of an ambulance truck, and the egg farmer-vegan conspiracy.

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Twitter:

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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

Bonus EP - Home Sick Nov 27, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor playing doctor for his family, an Airbnb host who is angry they got out-hustled, and a horse gets loose on a plane.

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Twitter:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

Ep. 161 - Heartbreak Nov 23, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the fall of Diddy, Andre3000's new music, and a Taco Bell holiday party gone too far.

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