The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Bonus EP - World Records Oct 16, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a young man's failed attempt to row across the Pacific Ocean, the oldest woman to skydive, and how to smuggle giraffe poop into the country.

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Ep. 155 - Breakout the Wings and Raisons Oct 12, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the yule log video that was confused for a real fire, how the national alarm service cost some people their cell phones, and the loss of newly popular girl scout cookie.

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Bonus EP - New Money Oct 09, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about California raising the minimum wage, and Disney giving a stipend to its employees after they lost their biggest job perk.

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Ep. 154 - Far From Home Oct 05, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a dangerous water slide at Disney, a prison in Venezuela that rivaled the best cities in the area, and the CEO of AirBnB is asking host to lower their prices

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Bonus EP - Joy Ride Oct 02, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about children stealing their mother's car in protest, and a farting service dog ruining a 13 hour flight.

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Ep. 153 - I'm coming Home Sep 28, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Florida introducing an alternative to the SAT/ACT, windows getting smashed on NYC trains, and the final destination of Bob the cat.

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Bonus EP - PJ's everywhere Sep 25, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about wearing PJ's outside, Gastor talking to his children, and a meteor on it's way to hit Earth!

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Ep. 152 - Dude, where's my jet? Sep 21, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about some beats enjoying donuts, the government ask for help finding its missing fighter jet, and when is a robbery art?

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Bonus EP - Wine River Run Sep 18, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the return of a popular Oreo flavor, a river of wine flowing through a town, and a yoga class that was confused for a tragedy.

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Ep. 151 - Million Dollar Smile Sep 14, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Puffy giving back his artist their publishing, a set of crypto owning siblings going to jail forever, and the shady business of Rotten Tomatoes.

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