The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Bonus EP - Costco Living Aug 07, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about plans to build the biggest Costco ever, tick spit causing a red meat allergy, and Sha and Gastor turning a new leaf and launching new projects.

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Ep. 145 - Passive Aggressive Partner Aug 03, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a family business built on recycling, a racist baseball team logo, and why Bed, Bath & Beyond wont die.

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Ticket's to Shalewa's "Don't Reach In the Bag"

https://www.brooklyncc.com/show-schedule/dontreachinthebag7-30

Bonus EP - Hot Dragon Balls Jul 31, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a lady suing over overly spicy Dragon Balls, and Gastor has a new sports experience.

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Ep. 144 - Solo QT Jul 27, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about wild boars pretending to be lions, rigged elections in Cambodia, and Shalewa's plan for her week in an empty apartment.

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Ticket's to Shalewa's "Don't Reach In the Bag"

https://www.brooklyncc.com/show-schedule/dontreachinthebag7-30

Bonus EP - Be Present Jul 24, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an ex employee who was fired for incompetence, but later found out his previous employer was still using thousands of files they created.

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Ep. 143 - White & Gold Jul 20, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the husband behind the White & Gold vs. Blue & Black dress being accused of attempted murder, Harvard ethics professors having papers retracted for dishonesty, and McDonald's making snack related mistakes.

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Bonus EP - ATL Vibes Jul 17, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Georgia woman who stole nearly $10 million from Amazon, and a beaver warning people of what lake to avoid.

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Ep. 142 - American Gator Jul 13, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a failed robbery of an Atlanta nail salon, llamas attending weddings, and a former NYC mayor announcing his modern living situation/breakup.

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Bonus EP - Fridge? Jul 10, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Twitter not paying out EOY bonus to its employees, and does your ketchup go inside the fridge or out?

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