The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Bonus EP - Pickleball Everywhere May 29, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the fastest trip through all of NYC's subway system, pickleball taking over malls, and the ownership of the phrase "Taco Tuesday."

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Ep. 135 - Water Wow May 25, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the impressive girth of water, AI being used to write 100 books in 9 months, and an IT worker sues her job after misunderstanding the tone of an email.

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Bonus EP - Fully Staffed May 15, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a McDonald's location using 10 year old's on the late night shift, and Nicolas Cage sharing memories from his time in the womb.

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Ep. 134 - Eat Art May 11, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about stolen body parts being shipped by mail, the discovery of other galaxies, and is a taped banana still art if it's been eaten.

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Bonus EP - Mermaid XXX May 08, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a community complaining about a stacked mermaid, and a terminally ill woman finds her kidney donor because of her dog.

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Ep. 133 - Spiceland May 04, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the dating scene in the community of Spiceland, Rick Ross offering Don Lemon work at a Wingstop, and how to use a fake Craigslist ad to effect a campaign.

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Bonus EP - Down with Dinger May 01, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a police officer using exorcisms to make arrest, an attack on a beloved baseball mascot, and a man who's going to jail because he threatened a dictionary publisher.

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Ep. 132 - Vaseline on the Plane Apr 27, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the nail in the coffin for Bed, Bath & Beyond, McDonald's changing the Big Mac for the first time in 56 years, and Desiigner's struggle with mental health.

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Bonus EP - Crash Landing Apr 24, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an old NASA satellite returning to Earth, Canadian federal workers going on strike, and how you can collect money from Facebook's recent $750 million dollar settlement.

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Ep. 131 - Old Pilot Apr 20, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about NYC's recently appointed rat czar, a man entering a women's chess tournament in Kenya, and the oncoming pilot shortage.

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