The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Ep. 125 - Girls are Tougher Mar 09, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Chris Rock's special, the girl's basketball team at Hoover being denied a trophy, and how to change your signature.

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Bonus EP - Break Time Mar 06, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about taking some much needed time off, who should determine the time zone on the moon, and how your perceived attractiveness relates to your Covid-19 mask compliance.

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Ep. 124 - Career Change Mar 02, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Tom Brady's latest ambitions, Americans wasting their gift cards, and when to wonder if your co-pilot is playing dead or actually dead.

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Bonus EP - All the Eggs Feb 27, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about McDonald's rolling out vegan chicken nuggets, an easter egg robbery, and the greatest love story of all.

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Ep. 123 - Regular Sick Feb 23, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about alligators in Brooklyn parks, vagina gummies, and the oldest dog in the world.

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Bonus EP - Children at Work Feb 20, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Southwest CEO flying on American Airlines, remote work costing New York City billions, and which states are looking to solve their labor crisis with an increase in child labor.

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Ep. 122 - Forever Plug 2 Feb 16, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the mystery of the pregnant gibbon, Massachusetts trying to pass a bill allowing for inmates to donate organs for reduced sentences, and a woman poisons her doppleganger. RIP David Jude Jolicoeur

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Bonus EP - Zoo Pet Dinner Feb 13, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Zoo Director letting his power go to his head, and AMC announcing new prices.

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Ep. 121 - Blind Spot Feb 09, 2023

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Groundhog's Day tragedy, a catfish/alligator fusion, and what Grammy night brings to different homes.

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Bonus EP - Hello fellow Youth Feb 06, 2023

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a an adult coach impersonating a 13 year old on a JV basketball team, Johnson & Johnson trying to hustle its way out of paying out a lawsuit, and the tax credit that leads to Black people being audited by the IRS.

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