The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Bonus EP - Target Demo Mar 18, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an electronic vehicle that stopped working mid-drive, the 6-figure HR job that nobody wants because of where it is, and the toughest worms ever.

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Ep. 177 - Late Homework Mar 14, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the State of the Union having little effect on the people, our favorite orange chemicals, and blindness caused by phones.

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Bonus EP - School Choices Mar 11, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's stress dealing with his child's High School admission results.

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Ep. 176 - One Law a Day Mar 07, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the feral cats of Chicago, the effectiveness of toe-licking as a fundraiser, and how to break the law and get away with it.

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Bonus EP - No Pivot Mar 04, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shalewa's recovery, Wendy's changing course, and how to win a tree tossing contest on the low.

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Ep. 175 - Temporary Setup Feb 29, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about fentanyl lollypops, IRS auditing private jet usage, and McDonald's launching a WcDonalds.

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Bonus EP - Steel City Love Feb 26, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how cold Pittsburgh is, AI being used in job applications, and make an odd argument for job diversity.

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Ep. 174 - Early Feb 22, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an unsuccessful Bonnie and Clyde, potty mouth parrots, and a steel Tesla showing signs of rust.

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Bonus EP - Salsa & Ranch Feb 19, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their favorite condiments, the return of Mayo, and why baby boomers won't sell their homes.

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Ep. 173 - Trust No One Feb 15, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the power of Usher over men of a certain age, Super Bowl ratings records and Americans not trusting anybody.

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