The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Bonus EP - Fast Food Ratatouille May 27, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about rats at McDonalds, Target lowering prices, and a husband trying to ruin his partner's life.

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Ep. 187 - Walk Away from the Crown May 23, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about NYC to Dublin Portal, the mess that has become Miss America, and the Open AI lawsuit.

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Bonus EP - Law & Order: LIVE May 20, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's experience in court, a politician snitching on themself, and how to live inside of a store sign.

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Ep. 186 - Out of the Zone May 16, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Panera Bread finally phasing out it's charged lemonade, the death of Starbucks culture, and what it takes to get punched in the face at Subway.

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Bonus EP - Date a Shaq May 13, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a pet cat shipped to Amazon, how to date a cop, and fast food chains losing staff to Applebee's.

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Ep. 185 - The Fall of the 6 May 09, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about last week's great hiphop beef - the Drake vs Kendrick fiasco.

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Bonus EP - Sour Cookies May 06, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's recent vacation, drunk driving by accident, and the Oreo merch drop

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Ep. 184 - Pour one out for Lima May 02, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how to live comfortably in NYC, AI confusion, and a runaway Zebra.

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Bonus EP - Goose is loose Apr 29, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about what pets to never buy your children, and the local geese robbery that nobody is talking about.

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Ep. 183 - Brazilian Vacation at Bernie's Apr 25, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about trying to get a dead man to sign papers at a bank, dangerous rat urine, and letting a friend win a race in China

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