The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Bonus EP - Ghost Pepper Pain Aug 12, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the return of Mercury in Retrograde, spicy chips hospitalizes children in Japan, and exploding soda cans due to summer heat.

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Ep. 198 - Boar's Head Forever Aug 08, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Kamala's running mate, Jon Voight getting out of pocket, and standing by Boar's Head.

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Bonus EP - Olympic Pennies Aug 05, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about what Olympic games they've been watching, and Celine Dion

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Ep. 197 - The World Changed Aug 01, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the presidential drop out, Florida vacations and sneakers.

No Bonus this week! See Yalll next Thursday!

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Ep. 196 - Hippo Hops Jul 25, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their differing views on the new Common and Pete Rock project, airborne hippos, and the slowing of the Earth's core.

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Ep. 195 - Crocodile Floods Jul 18, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a flood in a Mexican city leads to 200 crocodiles running around, the new iOS 18 updates, and the mystery of a wallaby!

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Bonus EP - Serenity Now Jul 15, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about finding peace at your angriest while in a Burger King/Popeyes, Irish crushes, and a century old stick of butter.

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Ep. 194 - Orange soda dreams Jul 11, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about NYC finally discovering trash cans with lids, banned chemical in our citrus soda and the international flight that turned around because of food poisoning.

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Bonus EP - Ant of Bee Jul 08, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about virgin birth by a boa constrictor, drugs hidden inside of Taco Bell food, and ants amputate their own

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