The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Bonus EP - The Manual Nov 04, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how to get rid of dead horses in Wyoming, and donating organs while still alive.

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Ep. 210 - $5 Deals Oct 31, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about racist vacuums, the $47 Thanksgiving meal at Aldis, and how to save money on magazines.

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Ep. 209 - Pumpkin Season Oct 24, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Giant Pumpkin contest and African wildcats being found in Chicago No Bonus Episodes next week. See you next Thursday!

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Ep. 208 - Yak for All Oct 17, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Sha's ankle recovery, a spoiled kid using AI on his school paper, and how to gather 800 parots. No Bonus Episodes the next 2 weeks. See you next Thursday!

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Bonus EP - Afterparty Oct 14, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about NYC trying birth control on rats, how deep racoons roll, and the monster that is Kevin O'leary.

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Ep. 207 - Happy 4 U Oct 10, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about hitting 4 years on the pod, chubby bears, Mcdonald's finally makes the right decision, and the new cost to dream Mega.

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Bonus EP - Lauryn gonna Lauryn Oct 07, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about LAPD not understanding how magnets and electricity work, Pras being confused by Lauryn Hill being herself, and a new use for vibrators.

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Ep. 206 - The Party Promoter Oct 03, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Eric Adams doing everything wrong, the fight over a homerun ball, and Gastor finally adjusting to life after Boarshead.

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Bonus EP - Growing Old Sep 30, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the large amount of elderly in Japan, Pablo Escobar's Hippos, and hanging out at famous cemetaries.

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Ep. 205 - Spy Whale Sep 26, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about finding out your father is alive 3 years after you cremated him, the Turkey Leg Hut experience, and an easy day at the office for a group of cops.

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