The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Bonus EP - They are Listening Sep 23, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Home Depot hustling customers, teens feeling unprepared for life and children running errands on their own.

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Ep. 204 - More Layers Sep 19, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the 1000 bottles of baby oil, the fall off of deli meats, and other things making Gastor's week a tough one.

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Bonus EP - Skyline Wings Sep 16, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the illusion of the "high-life" of an artist, pastors going crazy in Vegas, and when to give up on a dream swim.

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Ep. 203 - Don't Thank Me, Thank Ghostface Sep 12, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the debate despite not seeing it, bootleg team mascots, and the curse of dynamic pricing.

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Bonus EP - Ghostface Kitchens Sep 09, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about teenages coming into their own, when a crime requires too much, and the magic of ghost kitchens.

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Ep. 202 - Lonely Dolphin Sep 05, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about sexually deprived dolphins, being stuck on a cruise for 3 months, and how long it would take your job to notice that you died at your desk.

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Bonus EP - Knuck if You Ruck Sep 02, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about peaking into other worlds, everyone dealing with identity theft, and Oreo's jumping the Shark.

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Ep. 201 - Angry Ants Aug 29, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Sha's recent trip, meth-laced candy in New Zealand, and more ants are coming for us!

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Ep. 200 - Homeboys in Outer Space Aug 22, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about astronauts stuck in space for months, and a couple charging $300 for guest to come to their wedding
On the road - No bonus episode next week.

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Ep. 199 - Olympic Wrap Up Aug 15, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the end of the Olympics, give props to Peacock, and Drake's 100 gigs. On the road - No bonus episodes the next 2 weeks.

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