The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Bonus EP - Video Game Beef Jul 01, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a gamer flying to Florida to attack another gamer, police in Alaska saving a moose, and George Santos trying his best.

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Ep. 192 - NASA owes me Jun 27, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a poop protest in France, more elephant attacks, and NASA on the hook for the damage caused by space debris to a local home.

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Bonus EP - Rap Cover Painting Jun 24, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how a Facebook post ruined a family's vacation, how often we should do laundry, and Elon Musk demanding money back from people he fired.

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Ep. 191 - Tons of Twins Jun 20, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about contaminated bottled water, a large group of twins graduating from the same middle school, and elephants using names for each other.

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Bonus EP - I need a Doctor Jun 17, 2024

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**Check out the latest Version of Gastor's one-man show "The Sugar" at St. Mark's Comedy club on 6/20 Tickets: https://bit.ly/3VvfTAt **

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mcdnald's losing a trademark battle, a local pool party that went too far, the rise of Dr. Pepper.

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Ep. 190 - Trash Balloons Jun 13, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the pettiness level of a country, potential scary spiders, and the lack of marijuana at Martha's Vineyard.

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Bonus EP - Spare Mummy Arms Jun 10, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk Mayor Eric Adam's fined for rat infestation, broken mummies and an attempt to gather all the Kyles in one place.

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Ep. 189 - Respect the Slingshot Shooter Jun 06, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an 81 year old man and his slingshot, Chuck-e-cheese's band, and the food truck plug.

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Bonus EP - Oreo Attacks Jun 03, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Oreo price manipulation, Oreo cravings, and not being able to afford Oreo's.

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Ep. 188 - Watch your Pickles May 30, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Bridezilla wedding request, Diddy's drowning streaming numbers, and the new place that they've been finding microplastics in.

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