The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Bonus EP - Respect Rat Rights Apr 22, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an alternative plan to the rat problem in New York City, and the rise of unlicensed marijuana shops.

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Ep. 182 - Sesame Teamsters Apr 18, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a museum worker fired for displaying his own art, the racehorse dating apps, and a worker's strike on Sesame Street.

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Bonus EP - You've Won! Apr 15, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the lack of self-made billionaires, quitting your job to enter sweepstakes contest, and the less than believable story about a phishing scandal involving a UK minister.

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Ep. 181 - Eclipse, Earthquakes, Retrogrades Apr 11, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their earthquake and eclipse experience, Gen Z splurging on groceries, and a hospital employee who faked his identity for 35 years.

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Bonus EP - Licensed 9 year old Apr 08, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about snakes flying home, people leaving Florida, and a child drives himself to school.

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Ep. 180 - 50/50 Apr 04, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the issues with the Neptunes, Costco membership hustles, and loss of time.

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Bonus EP - Wild Experiments Apr 01, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the lack of maple syrup, NFT's being sold at a loss by celebrities, and the revenge of the sperm whales.

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Ep. 179 - Sad Day Mar 28, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the fall of Diddy, the science behind teenage body odor, and where to get the best banana.

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Bonus EP - Top Shelf Top Sheet Mar 25, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a magical cheeseburger, the use of top sheets, and the biggest blueberry ever.

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Ep. 178 - Watersports trauma Mar 21, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a woman stealing $27,000 worth of gas, how to avoid paying speeding camera tickets, and the great new water park opening in Atlanta.

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