The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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Ep. 172 - Bodega Members Only Feb 08, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the changes at Gastor's corner store, the things we've been accidently eating, and the last two times Shalewa found hair in her food.

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Ep. 171 - Land of Frozen Teslas Feb 01, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Tesla charging stations failing due to Chicago's winter, overlooked earthquakes, and the benefits to working the 8-hours a day that make the most sense to you.

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Bonus EP - Killer Smoothie Jan 29, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a wife trying to kill her husband through smoothies, the surprising amount of microplastics in your water, and humans beating AI in terms of value.

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Ep. 170 - 400 Solid Jan 25, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about making 400 sperm donations, the return of child labor, and how a group of marsupials fuel their sex sessions.

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Bonus EP - Second Childhood Jan 22, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the wasted weed in Canada, and the deadly cats that can solve all of our problems!

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Ep. 169 - My Foot Weighs a Ton Jan 18, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about being nude at a Bass Pro Shop, rebranding smudge candy, and Shalewa plans her return to the game

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Bonus EP - Keep Reinventing Jan 15, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor is joined by the homie Ariel Leaty and they discuss California making it illegal to ask about cannabis use in a job interview, a New York Yankee legend playing with the Philharmonic and and teenager beats Tetris!

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And her podcast The Fraudsters w/ Justin Williams and Seena Ghaznavi

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Ep. 168 - Shout Out to New Jersey Jan 11, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor is joined by the homie Ariel Leaty of the Fraudsters Podcast, and they discuss Spirit putting a child on the wrong plane, Mickey Mouse becomes public domain and one of the oddest world records ever attempted.

Get better soon Sha!

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And her podcast The Fraudsters w/ Justin Williams and Seena Ghaznavi

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Bonus EP - Middle-management dreams Jan 08, 2024

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about new IRS tax breaks for 2024, rising stamp prices and people sneaking onto international flights.

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Ep. 167 - New Year, New Ankle Jan 04, 2024

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shalewa's recent ankle injury, multitasking reindeer, and children flying to the wrong city on Spirit Airlines.

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