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The Black Demon (2023) - There's No Shark In This Movie! Aug 04, 2023

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The Salty Nerds review the new shark movie The Black Demon, about a supernatural shark some Mayan God unleashes to punish humanity because humans ruin the environment, or something.

Thing is, there isn't much shark in this "shark movie." But we do get a lot of Josh Lucas doing... things.

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Warrior Season 3 Episode 8- Hoon Lee's Red Wedding Aug 04, 2023

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Hey everyone! Mai Ling is getting married! Which means lots of people are gonna die!

This is a real banger of an episode, written by Mr. Chow himself, Hoon Lee! And nothing brings a show's characters together like a marriage. This time, Li Yong is getting hitched to Mai Ling, and everyone is invited! Including Big D Lee and his partner, who think it's kinda fishy that the Tongs are all hanging out together.

Buckley is now mayor and Leary is itching to start calling in favors, but first he goes to Big Bill, who just got promoted at the concrete factory, to help him get some good old Lados out of the clink. This leads to Bill brawling with Kevin Spacey, and some nasty things heading Bill's way.Chow and Lee have a good old frenemies moment, and speaking of frenemies, Young Jun is planning to kill Ah Sahm's new girlfriend. Ah Toy murders some rival pimps with a fan, and Lai is up to no good at Strickland's place.

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How Rambo: First Blood Part 2 Redefined Action Movies Jul 28, 2023

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The Salty Nerds review Rambo First Blood Part 2 from 1985, one of the most glorious action movies of the period which cemented John Rambo as the embodiment of action movie machismo for all of the 1980s.

Though the movie is inherently "anti war" the one-man army of Rambo quickly came to embody how awesome America and its military was, and was even screened at the White House for President Ronald Reagan.

This also marked the turn for Sylvester Stallone into becoming one of Hollywood's top action stars.What is your Rambo First Blood Part 2 movie review? Did you love it? Hate it? Do you get to win this time? Let us know in our Discord server: http://www.saltynerddiscord.com

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Warrior Season 3 Episode 7 - Bridezilla Jul 27, 2023

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In the seventh episode of the MAX Original series Warrior, entitled Gotta Be Crooked To Get Along In A Crooked World, Big D Lee and Chow return to dish out some revenge on Happy Jack - who's not going to be happy very longer. Father Jun recovers from his gunshot wound, but at a big cost to his mental state.

Mai Ling starts inviting everyone to her wedding while Ah Toy is dealing with a rival pimp. Big Bill gets a new job, but it's not all its cracked up to be. And Leary tries to avert another riot by dealing with the real power in Chinatown - Ah Sahm.

A lot happens in this episode, and it's leading up to some real crazy stuff in the final half of the season! What did you think of this episode? Did it make you want to get sticky? Let us know in our Discord server here: http://www.saltynerddiscord.com Like our stuff and want to help support the show? Get exclusive uncensored content here: http://www.saltynerdclub.com/

Con-Air (1997) - So Bad It's Good? Jul 21, 2023

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The Salty Nerds get their 90s on as they watch one of Nic Cage's first forays into the blockbuster action genre after is major Oscar win for leaving Las Vegas, the delightfully cheesy (and some would say STUPID) Con Air.

Directed by Simon West and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer in his first solo outing after his partner Don Simpson died, Con Air has a stellar ensemble cast who are all aware that the movie is terrible, but they're doing it for the money anyway.

Nic Cage has the worst southern accent ever. John Malkovich as Cyrus the Virus hates every moment he's on screen. Dave Chapelle ad-libs every line he has. Danny Trejo is just looking to get laid. And that girl from Total Recall plays a prison guard. All this and more in Con Air!

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Warrior Season 3 Episode 6 - There Is No Safe Word! Jul 21, 2023

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We finally get our bottle episode for Warrior Season 3 - sort of. It's a half-bottle episode where Ah Sahm, Young Jun, and Father Jun leave San Francisco and go to a silver mine town to get crazy sticky with the ultimate German prostitute. Meanwhile, Chow and Big D Lee team up, Lethal Weapon Style, on the midnight train to Georgia. Also, Leary discovers what real whiskey tastes like.

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Maximum Overdrive (1986) - Steven King Does Truckloads Of Cocaine! Jul 14, 2023

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The Salty Nerds decide to sit down and watch Steven King's directorial debut - Maximum Overdrive! A movie that Steven King doesn't even remember making because he was doing so much cocaine at the time.
This is a movie where a comet bathes the Earth in radiation and allows aliens to take over machines and use them to try to exterminate humanity. We join an intrepid Emilio Estevez at a truck stop with a pile of military-grade weaponry and waitresses who like to scream "WE MADE YOU" and passing murder trucks.
What is your Maximum Overdrive review? Do you hate it as much as Kadish does? Do you know why that truck has a big Green Goblin head on its grill? Let us know in the comments!

Warrior Season 3 Episode 5 - Guess Who's Back! Jul 13, 2023

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It's the midseason episode of the MAX original series WARRIOR and the Salty Nerds talk about all the fallout from the banger of a cliffhanger from the previous episode. This episode is called Whiskey and Sticky and All the Rest Can Wait, and a lot of stuff happens (as usual).Young Jun is getting deported and Mai Ling is in the clink, and neither of them are very happy about it. Ah Sahm desperately tries to save Young Jun and ends up making a deal he might regret. Chow is looking to team up with Happy Jack to eliminate a problem, but might have created a whole new problem in the process. The Long Zi are looking to replace Mai Ling but Li Yong wants to keep simping for her. Buckley gets some sticky, Bill quits his job, and there's still no word about Penny or Sophie.What did you think of episode 5 of season 3 of WARRIOR? Did you love it? Hate it? Can you believe who came back? Let us know in the comments!

Red Dawn (1984) - The Art Of Fighting Dirty Commies Jul 07, 2023

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The Salty Nerds talk about one of the quintessential 80s action movies from writer and director John Milius - Red Dawn, from 1984.

Starring most of the cast from The Outsiders, including Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Charlie Sheen, Darren Dalton, Powers Boothe, Lea Thompson, and Jennifer Grey, this is a movie that explores the idea of World War III, told from the point of view of a small group of high school kids from a small town in Colorado.

This movie is about teenagers fighting a Russian invasion of the United States. Is it uber-patriotic? Or is it a subversive anti-war movie? We report - you decide!

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Warrior Season 3 Episode 4 - Chinese Batman Jul 06, 2023

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Episode 4 of the MAX original series Warrior, season 3, has dropped, and things aren't slowing down! BD Lee is taking his job as a Secret Service agent seriously and tracking down the Hop Wei counterfeit ring right to their headquarters! Ah Toy gives up on the Lesbian Vinyard and goes back to doing what she knows best - looking fabulous and running brothels. Buckley finds his Lady McBeth (who totally doesn't have red hair) as Leary makes an alliance with Strickland, who totally steals Davenport's land for his railroad. And while both Young Jun and Mai Ling get arrested, Ah Sahm becomes the Chinese Batman and gets sticky with Yan Mi. All this leads up to the midseason episode! And stuff is definitely about to go down. What are you thinking of Warrior Season 3? Are you loving it? SUPER loving it? Are you playing with your wood? Let us know on our Discord server: http://www.saltynerddiscord.com ============= Get Exclusive Uncensored Content On Patreon: http://www.saltynerdclub.com/

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