The F Plus

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**The F Plus**

Terrible things, read with enthusiasm.

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51: She Thinks My Sex Are Spexy Jun 18, 2011

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with: Boots Raingear John Toast Jimmyfranks Portaxx Isfahan Jack Chick STOG Lemon

reading: bobbygoc.sweb.cz

Content provided by Portaxx.
Edited by Portaxx.

If you've listened to the F Plus for any length of time, you've probably found yourself familiarized with certain obscure fetishes. And while some of these fetishes have been really strange, there's always a portion of the listenership that was already familiar with this subculture. That trend ends now. What we have here is a community of men and women who are really turned on by poor eyesight. People for whom the height of eroticism is ophthalmology exams with really poor numbers. This week on the F Plus, we let STOG sing a country song.

Music used:

Johnny Nash - I Can See Clearly Now
Ray Charles - I Can See Clearly Now
Kenny Chesney - She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy

50: What's Louisville Got To Do With It? Jun 05, 2011

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with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick Kumquatxop Victor Laszlo Lemon

reading: justiceforallcitizens.com

Over the last couple months, the so-called "legitimate press" has spent time talking about the extension of the USA PATRIOT Act, legislation which has allowed the US Government to secretly monitor its citizens since 2001. But really, so what!? It barely makes a hill of beans of difference when you consider the sophisticated audio, video, microwave, laser and improvizational surveillance which the goverment has put in place specifically to annoy some woman named Connie Marshall. This week, The F Plus rethinks their millinery choices. (Look it up)

Music used:

Dead Milkmen - I Against Osbourne
Mojo Nixon - My TV Is Watching Me
TI ft/ Rhianna - Live Your Life
Soul Coughing - Unmarked Helicopters

49: Reno Iz Drest In A Kostoom May 27, 2011

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with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Isfahan Kumquatxop Jack Chick Portaxx Zarla Lemon

Content provided by Acierocolotl.
Edited by Portaxx.

Poorly constructed news reports and badly writen books will often speak about the "digital lives" that the anonymity of the internet afford us all. In the world of a MUCK (or multi-user chat kingdom), players can create an artificial personality and then use it to have artificial sex with other artificial personalities. And if that already sounds gross, it's gonna get worse when you're dealiing with people who have no idea how the female body works. This week, the F Plus finds new uses for the heart shaped box.

Music used:

Vision F - Can Be Real

48: Weighted Companion Dudes May 21, 2011

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with: Jack Chick Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Jimmyfranks Bunnybread John Toast Lou Fernandez Lemon

reading: okcupid.com

Nearly 50 episodes in, and it's time for The F Plus' first crossover. Lou Fernandez (of the Lou Reads podcast) is no stranger to terrible writing on the internet, but how will he respond when he's stuck in a room full of F Plus readers? Moreover, how will the F Plus readers respond to reading the okCupid profiles of the internet's most irritating nerds? The results shouldn't surprise you! This week, The F Plus looks at people who cannot possibly have sexually transmitted diseases.

Music used:

Al Green - I'm So Tired Of Being Alone
Harry Nilsson - One
REM - Romance

47: In The World of Dragon Dildos, Is The Chin-Wattle Man King? May 14, 2011

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with: Boots Raingear John Toast Acierocolotl Kumquatxop STOG Portaxx Victor Laszlo Lemon

reading: bad-dragon.com

Content provided by Portaxx.
Edited by STOG.

I'd like you all to think back to the time that you were at an adult video store browsing the various "marital aids" that the store had available. Don't be shy to admit it, we're all friends here! Now... you remember looking at some of the more ridiculous products and giggling with your significant other over the thought of "Who would actually buy this thing?" This episode is like that, but way worse. We're focusing on the community of Bad Dragon, an online retailer of sex toys accurately modeled after the genitals of creatures that don't actually exist. This week, The F Plus visits the astral plane and gets busted by vice cops.

Music used:

Enter The Dragon Theme
Sisqo - Unleash The Dragon
Peter Paul and Mary - Puff The Magic Dragon

46: A Man Short On Charm May 03, 2011

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with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Isfahan Jack Chick John Toast Portaxx Squiddy Lemon

reading: rooshv.com

Content provided by Portaxx.
Edited by Lemon.

The PUA (pick up artist) Community is filled with self identified experts on bedding women, all jockeying for prominence and trying to sell basically the same book. How does one peacock his way to notoriety and celebrity status to be identified as an alpha-PUA? Well, if you're tonight's subject (a man named Roosh V), you do it by spending most of your time banging away at your blog, and trying to find the best font for the "I HATE WOMEN" sign that you hang over your head. This week, The F Plus congratulates American women for making this guy leave the country.

Music used:

Ben Folds Five - Bitches Ain't Shit
Cracker - It Ain't Gonna Suck Itself
Dead Boys - What Love Is
Tullycraft - Mental Obsession
Queen - Play The Game
The Suburbs - Crazy Job
Tiara Nicole - Real Man
The Cramps - All Women Are Bad
A.C. - I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman

45: It's Only Supernatural Apr 28, 2011

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with: Boots Raingear bumpgrrl Bunnybread Jack Chick John Toast Portaxx Lemon

reading: livejournal.com

Content provided by Portaxx.
Edited by John Toast.

For those unfamiliar with it, Supernatural is a television show about two hunky guys who fight monsters. Pulling from The CW's demographic of sexually frustrated young women with disposable income, it's a show with a fan base of a surprising number of pervy women who want to see the two hunky guys do it with each other. You'd think these women would be deterred by the fact that the hunky guys are actually brothers, but apparently that makes it better. This week, The F Plus looks at Wincesters until we reach for our Winchesters.

Music used:

Virginia Tingley - The Ballad of Jensen and Jared
Olivia Chrestomanci - Fight Them Hellhounds Dean

44: How To Listen To A Podcast Apr 18, 2011

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with: Boots Raingear bumpgrrl Bunnybread Jack Chick Victor Laszlo John Toast Jimmyfranks Lemon

reading: wikihow.com

While you probably couldn't tell it by this podcast, the internet is not entirely a place for weirdo fetishists to meet other weirdo fetishists and talk about Pokemon. I mean, yeah, that's a pretty big part of it. But there's also the often overlooked sector of the intenet which functions as an informational resource. We're already familiar with Wikipedia and IMDb, but there's also sites like WikiHow, a site which will teach you how to do ANYTHING! (as long as it's stupid) This week, The F Plus will be drinking during our 12 step program.

Music used:

Buddy Holly - Tell Me How
TMBG - Your Racist Friend
Sugar - I Can't Help You Anymore
Jane's Addiction - Thank You Boys

43: My Fanfics Are Full of Emotion Apr 11, 2011

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with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear STOG John Toast Nutshell Gulag Portaxx Lemon Ophelia Flame

reading: fanfiction.net

This is the internet, and there are nerdy teenagers on it. As such, there are a lot of people writing a lot of fanfiction about their favorite television shows. Having a podcast with an interest in such things means you have to be discerning, and seek out the fanfiction authors with a certain je ne sais quoi, a mixture of verve and enthusiasm for the written word that causes you to rethink everything you've been taught. Or maybe it's just terrible prose.

This week on the F Plus, we're learning Danube ain't just a river in Germany.

Music used:

Anamanaguchi - Blackout City
Franzl Lang - Einen Jodler hör i gern
Dio - Rainbow in the Dark

Chapters provided by Joy Killer

42: Suffer The Little Children Apr 03, 2011

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with: Boots Raingear John Toast Kumquatxop Portaxx Victor Laszlo Lemon Tiff Dynamite

reading: livejournal.com

Content provided by Portaxx.
Edited by Lemon.

Most will agree that the decision to have a child is not one to be taken lightly, and in a modern world with new and complicated parenting concerns, some will remain resolute to never have children at all. But then there's a subsection of those people who will elect to be really annoying about it. We're tackling the livejournal community of cf_hardcore, a group of charisma-challenged individuals who feel they are constantly being persecuted by breeders. This week on The F Plus, we're finding new compound words to use with "crotch".

Music used:

Camper Van Beethoven - We Eat Your Children
The Alkaholics - Funny Style
Mojo Nixon - Transylvanian Xmas
Ratatat - Party With Children
FEAR - We Destroy The Family

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