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41: Lemon Types In A Title For This Episode Mar 22, 2011

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with: Bunnybread STOG Kumquatxop Isfahan Acierocolotl John Toast Lemon

reading: killermovies.com

The multiple award winning screenwriter Billy Wilder once said "Don't be too clever for an audience. Make it obvious. Make the subtitles obvious also." To that end, I think Mr. Wilder would applaud the fanfiction writers who we've profiled for this episode. We have Resident Evil and CSI screenplays featuring characters who actually speak their own stage direction along with the dialogue. And after that? A Star Wars crossover you probably weren't expecting.

This week on The F Plus, dialogue won't be coming naturally.

Music used:

The Cramps - Zombie Dance
Stereophonics - Who Are You?
Disco Star Wars

40: I'm So Lonesome I Could Post On This Forum Mar 13, 2011

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with: Boots Raingear Isfahan Jack Chick Kumquatxop John Toast Frank West Lemon

reading: alonelylife.com

Despite various expensive websites strongly promoting their "social" aspects, the fact remains that internet forums are a fairly antisocial experience. You sign in with an alternate identity, type some words into a box, and hope that other people might do the same in response. We visited alonelylife.com, where forum users kvetch about their problems meeting people, chime enthusiastically about how much better their e-friends are, and trade terrible poetry, despite having never learned how a haiku actually works. This week on The F Plus, seven will be the loneliest number you could ever do.

Music used:

White Hassle - I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry
Ben Harper - Another Lonely Day
Missy Elliot - 4 My People
Muckafurgason - Slut In High School
Dewey Cox - (I Hate You) Big Daddy
Rod Stewart - Tonights The Night [Gonna Be Alright]
Johnny Cash & Nick Cave - I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry
The Ravonettes - I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry

39: Hoc Est Praecipue De Buttsex Mar 07, 2011

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with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear Bunnybread STOG Jack Chick John Toast Isfahan Lemon

reading: poetryintranslation.com

Content provided by Acierocolotl.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

With all of the various sexual proclivities which the internet has allowed us to examine, it's sometimes easy to forget that there were actually perverts writing perverted things long before the internet was even invented. Thing is, you had to be a notable French Rensaissance writer or Latin poet for anyone to even pay attention. Well, in an effort to bring some classiness to the podcast, we'll be reading selected works from Catullus, François Rabelais, and James Joyce, and see how they compare to The Modern Weirdo. This week on the F Plus, it's gonna be like a classical literature class with a really creepy professor.

Music used:

The Stranglers - All Roads Lead to Rome
Puccini - O Soave Fanciulla
The Ravens - I'm Gonna Paper All My Walls With Your Love Letters
Echo & The Bunnymen - Read It In Books

38: Let Your Subconscious Be Your Guide Mar 01, 2011

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with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread John Toast Jack Chick Kumquatxop Portaxx STOG Lemon

reading: uncommonforum.com

Content provided by Portaxx.
Edited by Lemon.

People say that most human beings only use ten percent of their brains. The thing is, people who say that are lying to you. I mean, we have MRIs. All that glowing red stuff? That's the brain working. It's reminding you to breathe, remembering song lyrics, or in the cases of these subjects - making up a bunch of new age hippie nonsense. This week, it's psychic energy and hypnotism, and everything about it is as silly as you'd expect.

Music used:

The Knife - This Is Now
The Psychedelic Furs - Alice's House
The Jam - The Modern World
DEVO - Uncontrollable Urge
Shellac - Watch Song
Girls Against Boys - AnotherDroneInMyHead
Flaming Lips - Are You A Hypnotist??

37: By Demons Be Driven (Insane) Feb 24, 2011

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with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear STOG John Toast Kumquatxop Isfahan Lemon

reading: demonbuster.com

Outside the walls of your apartment lie complications that are difficult and confusing. What will traffic be like on the way to work? If I go to the restaurant I like, will I get the awful waitress who never remembers my drink order? Why is my son failing math? These may seem like different problems, but in fact they have the same cause and the same solution. DEMONS DID IT. Throw blood on things. This week, The F Plus looks at people tormented by demons, and wonders how often they wash the floors.

Music used:

Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters

36: Not As Funny With The Sound Off Feb 17, 2011

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with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread STOG John Toast Kumquatxop Portaxx Jack Chick Lemon

reading: cartoonbrew.com

Content provided by Portaxx.
Edited by Portaxx.

Welcome to the exciting world of the ANIMATION COMMUNITY! A land of milk, honey, and nasally whines about the artistic merits of Quick Draw McGraw! Did you know that cartoons are the Greatest American Artform? Well, they would be, if studios would spend more time worrying about the needs of storyboard artists, and less time foolishly assuming that children are a good audience for this sort of high-brow expressionism. This week, The F Plus explores the world of overly-nostalgic manchildren, and learn that some of them aren't John K..

Music used:

The Ren & Stimpy Theme
The Rocky & Bullwinkle Intermission Theme

35: Without Adult Supervision Feb 13, 2011

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with: Portaxx Boots Raingear bumpgrrl Bunnybread Isfahan Jack Chick Kumquatxop STOG

reading: abovetopsecret.com

When John's unavailable, Boots can't talk, and Lemon's internet dies, should the remaining ridiculists record an episode anyway? That's for you to decide! This episode we're discussing dragons, unicorns, flux capacitors, and light sabres. There's also a lot of talk about the Avatar Fleshlight, even though Boots edited that part out since it's just people looking at a picture.

Music used:

Anamanaguchi - The Dark One
Anamanaguchi - Another Winter
Anamanaguchi - Skate or Live
Anamanaguchi - Party Stronger

34: This Is What You Want? This Is What You Get! Feb 08, 2011

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with: Portaxx Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jimmyfranks John Toast Jack Chick Lemon

reading: myspace.com

This episode of The F Plus is all stuff you've given to us. We start out with the psychotic racial and gender views of MAI-TRANG THI NGUYEN (PRONOUNCED AS ‘WIN), who thinks she is God. Once that's done, we have some fun with some Star Trek slash, take some of the best nuggets out of some of the worst fanfics, and learn a new way you can get cancer. This week, The F Plus looks directly into the face of GOD, and finds out she's a big slut.

Music used:

Tomahawk - You Can't Win
The Smiths - Rush and a Push and the Land is Ours
12 Rods - I Think I'm Flying
Miley Cyrus - Can't Be Tamed
Veruca Salt - Victoria

33: A Frottage In The Woods Jan 27, 2011

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with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear Lemon Isfahan John Toast ProtonJon

reading: heroichomosex.org

Jesus! Are you back finally!? Yes we are and thank you very much for asking. The F Plus finally shambles out of its involuntary vacation to bring you unpleasantness you'll probably wish you never learned about. What is it this time? Frottage. Man-on-man, dong on dong frottage, the way that it was intended, at least from one very crazy person's perspective. This week, The F Plus brings you content you should plug your nose for.

Music used:

Biz Markie - Just A Friend
Scandal - The Warrior

32: Excessive, Overwraught and Annoying Nov 07, 2010

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with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear STOG Jack Chick John Toast Kumquatxop Isfahan

reading: pitchfork.com

Content provided by Boots Raingear.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

Pitchfork Media, often referred to as either "tastemakers" or "douchenozzles", depending on the source, have done the impossible: They have built a successful business, relying almost entirely on indulgent record reviews. And inarguably, the man responsible for the most eye-meltingly pompous reviews has been the focus of tonite's episode: Brent DiCrescenzo. This is a man who was actually dismissed from Pitchfork for the content of his record reviews, a man who wrote a Beastie Boys record review that Pitchfork actually had to print a retraction for. Clearly, he is F Plus material.

Music used:

Air - La Femme d'Argent
Sigur Rós - Hjartað hamas

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