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**The F Plus**

Terrible things, read with enthusiasm.

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59: Planet Moneygrubber Oct 10, 2011

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with: Portaxx Jimmyfranks Isfahan Boots Raingear John Toast Lemon

reading: kickstarter.com

Content provided by Boots Raingear.
Edited by Lemon.

Starting any creative endeavor takes a lot of hard work, dilligence, business acumen and some amount of money. It used to be that you were expected to come up with all of that yourself, but with the internet being what it is, people have come to expect that other people should provide at least one of those important factors. To that end, we would like to introduce you to kickstarter.com - a site dedicated to enterpraneurs amassing capital by the time-tested means of asking someone else for it. It's kind of like panhandling, except they like to use the word investment. This week on The F Plus, you won't need to put down your controller to grab a snack.

Music used:

Spinal Tap - Gimme Some Money
Pet Shop Boys - Opportunity
Plies - Plenty Money
Mojo Nixon - Where The Hell Is My Money?

out08: The Otakindude Journal [short] Oct 06, 2011

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with: Boots Raingear John Toast Kumquatxop Victor Laszlo Portaxx Tiff Dynamite Lemon

reading: livejournal.com

Content provided by Portaxx.
Edited by Portaxx.

This is the last in our series of shorts for a little while, while we get the F Plus Live audio prepped for public consumption. This is a six minute short originally recorded during episode 42 (The Childfree Hardcore Episode). In the episode, we had read a little piece from a guy named Otakindude, who was angry because he was too fat to be Henry. After reading his tirade, we found his livejournal, which is what we're reading here. What's Otakindude's religion? And how did he discover his vampire powers? You're about to find out!

Music used:

Play! - Theme of Laura

60: The Best Crowning Podcast of Awesome Greatness Sep 18, 2011

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with: Isfahan Portaxx STOG Boots Raingear John Toast Lemon

reading: tvtropes.com

Content provided by Kumquatxop.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

The Austrian-born philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein contended that a man could never truly know the mind of any other man. His belief was that language and thought are just too dissimilar in concept that to use one to explain the other is at best insufficent and at worst a fruitless excercise. Now it's about 70 years later, and we've all learned how to say “it's just like that one Star Trek episode.” TV Tropes is a community that defines and catalogues the shortcuts used in modern fiction, but this week, The F Plus is going to learn a little bit about these TV Tropers, and why so many of them are so gosh darn terrific.

Music used:

Michael Jackson - Bad
Black Flag - TV Party

58: I Can't Believe It's Entirely Butter! Sep 03, 2011

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with: Portaxx Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Boots Raingear Kumquatxop John Toast Lemon

reading: allrecipes.com.foodnetwork.com

Content provided by Boots Raingear.
Edited by Portaxx.

We've been looking into your Facebook updates, and we've noticed you've been good all summer. You've been eating healthier, cutting down on sugary drinks, even getting a reasonable amount of excercise this year. Yes indeed, it's been work, but we've noticed you're looking a lot better and you don't seem quite as depressed as you used to be. But guess what? Summer's over. So let's get you back to your old habits. From the very fattest locations of AllRecipes.com to the most criminally negligant Food Network celebrities, we're going to be reading recipes that will make your arteries clog just from the sound of it. This week on The F Plus, it's all gonna look like poo poo.

Music used:

Lazytown - Cooking By The Book
Louis Jordan and the Tympany Five - Beans And Cornbread

57: Gotta Poke 'Em All Aug 19, 2011

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with: Kumquatxop Bunnybread Portaxx Boots Raingear John Toast Lemon

reading: angelfire.com

Since the dawn of the moving picture, studios have produced cartoons to appeal to a younger audience. These cartoons are typically colorful, whimsical, and unscrupulously cynical in their approach to selling merchandise to an impressionable and undiscerning fanbase. And since the dawn of the internet, this very same fanbase has demonstrated their psycho-sexual attraction to these cartoons that only wanted to sell them junk. To that end, we present you with Pokégirls - one man's fantasy to create an entire race of anthropomorphic beastgirls forced into sexual servitude and apparently being fine with it. This week on The F Plus, we take The Elite Whore Challenge*.

(Portaxx assures us that joke is funny.)

Music used:

Smashing...Live! - Pokemon Medley
Pokemon Black/White OST - To Their Respective Futures

56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection? Aug 06, 2011

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with: Portaxx bumpgrrl Boots Raingear John Toast Lou Fernandez Lemon

reading: finewaters.com

Content provided by Lemon.
Edited by Lemon.

As a species, humans have a small list of needs, a larger list of wants, and an even larger list of things to get arrogent and pissy about. This episode is all about water, specifically bottled water, which (as it turns out) can fit all three of these categories. Much in the same way that certain self-professed experts can wax poetic on the merits of certain wine vintages, there's a small but growing number of people who would like to share their enthusiasm for water, and just like the wine guys, they seem to be making most of this stuff up. This week, The F Plus gives the internet a thousand dollar swirlie.

Music used:

Tom Waits - Cold Water
Princess Superstar - Wet! Wet! Wet!
Prince & The New Power Generation - Money Don't Matter 2 Nite
Merle Haggard - The Bottle Let Me Down

55: The Ship Vas Crash Like Boom Jul 22, 2011

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with: Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear Lemon

reading: fanfiction.net

Content provided by Acierocolotl.
Edited by Acierocolotl.

When you hear the words "bad fiction", there's a lot of different things that might come to mind. Perhaps you think of the works of completely inept but infuriatingly popular writers like Dan Brown or Danielle Steel. And one day, we'll get to writers like those. But for now, we have Storyprovider - a Finnish fanfic writer who, in a sentence, will misspell as many words as he spells correctly. This week, The F Plus would like to recommend the Army Fried Gyu.

Music used:

Seeed - Ding
Serious Sam Second Encounter - Christmas Fight Music
John Williams - Indiana Jones Theme
John Williams - Star Wars Theme
John Williams - Superman Theme
Seeed - Dancehall Caballeros
Seeed - Tight Pants

54: Yum, Slurp and Drool Jul 14, 2011

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with: Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Bunnybread Boots Raingear John Toast Lemon

reading: aryion.com

This is an episode all about vore. If you don't know what the word "vore" means, then you can consider yourself morally pure. You don't spent a lot of time on the internet looking up creepy fetishes, and you're probably living a healthier and more productive life because of it. Unlucky for you, you're about to lose that innocence. Vore is a fetish wherein people eat other people. It's not cannibalism, that's something else. This is a thing about people eating other people whole. I'm sure the community for this will be well-rounded and reasonable. This week, The F Plus asks to Super Size our meal.

Music used:

Tone Lōc - If I'm Gonna Eat Somebody
Sheb Wooley - Purple People Eater
Toto Coelo - I Eat Cannibals

53: Socks, Bots and Burps Jun 30, 2011

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with: Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Bunnybread Boots Raingear John Toast Lemon

reading: cyoc.net deviantart.com burpfetishforms.net

Some of our favorite F+ content has come to us, unsolicited, by our listeners. Honestly, I don't know how it is that you're coming across this kind of reading material, but I'm glad you do. To that end, we're offering three profoundly strange listener submissions: The first is fiction involving a transmogrification fetish, the second is a confession of one woman's love for a Peterbilt truck, and the third? Burp fetish. Yes, you read that right, burp fetish. This week, The F Plus tries to find their missing sock.

Music used:

American Breed - Bend Me Shape Me
Transformers Theme
Sammy Davis Jr. - Plop Plop Fizz Fizz

52: How To Listen To A Podcast (Advanced Users) Jun 25, 2011

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with: Boots Raingear Portaxx Nutshell Gulag Acierocolotl Isfahan STOG Kumquatxop Lemon

reading: wikihow.com

Yes, it's another WikiHow episode. No, it's not a re-run. Frankly, Boots has been wanting to record a second WikiHow episode since we finished recording the first one, and he's got a point. There's really so much additional ground we need to cover, it would be downright irresponsible for us to think we've taught you enough. We're covering the words of teenagers, misogynists, morons, nerds and perverts, all of whom have helpful advice for you. This week, The F Plus finishes Step Twelve.

Music used:

Hidden Cameras - Underage
Hidden Cameras - Golden Stream
Hidden Cameras - I Believe In The Good of Life

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