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**The F Plus**

Terrible things, read with enthusiasm.

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67: Where Can I Find A Tailor For These Pinstripe Balls? Feb 14, 2012

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with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Bunnybread Acierocolotl Portaxx Kumquatxop John Toast

reading: literaryreview.co.uk

Content provided by Acierocolotl.
Edited by Acierocolotl.

For as long as man has had conscious thought, he has thought about sex, and this has certainly been reflected in his literary themes. From the literate but hypermasculine rememberances of Henry Miller's Tropic of Cancer, to the literate but impishly comedic creations of Voltaire's Candide to the not-at-all literate nor interesting fap material in John Cleland's Fanny Hill, erotic writing has had a storied history inside the pages of legitimate fiction. But fortunately, the English published Literary Review has helpfully highlighted some of the least impressive examples for us to lend our voices to. This week, the F Plus is on top of you, Skinner.

66: As Normal As The Cosby Show (with Ted Kaczynski) Feb 08, 2012

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with: Isfahan Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jimmyfranks STOG Nutshell Gulag Lemon

reading: isitnormal.com

Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by STOG.

The modern world is one of isolation. As citizens of The First World, we are increasingly given license to socialize with whom we want, experience the things we choose, and create communities where we notice one lacking. As this happens, the concept of the status quo fades into a more abstract concept, and people start to wonder if they're normal being who they are. Looking for guidence, they turn to the internet, which is problematic because asking the internet what's normal is like.... asking the internet what's normal. If there's a better corollary I haven't thought of it. This week, The F Plus discovers new ways to take peyote.

Music used:

Bing Crosby - Aren't You Glad You're You? (Sesame Street version)
Renaldo and the Loaf - The Bread Song
Music selections from the Border Television Startup Sequence (1980s)
Chriddof - Cover of Samba Pa Ti (by Santana)

65: God Bless You, Water Woman Jan 31, 2012

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with: Victor Laszlo STOG John Toast Isfahan Portaxx Jack Chick Lemon

reading: joanocean.com

Content provided by Victor Laszlo.
Edited by Isfahan.

The Sasquatch (or "Bigfoot", if you're prone to epithets) is a large ape-like creature which typically finds its home in the Pacific Northwest where it somethimes poses for blurry photographs. Also it can read and write. Also it has sixth sense. Also it exists both in our world and in another dimension which has neither shape nor form. Also it lives among The Star People. Also it can teleport. Also it farts a lot. Also it can shape shift. Also it actually exists. Look, the point here is that dolphin expert Joan Ocean has a website which introduced all to the beauty of nature, and now we want to teach others about it.

This week, The F Plus starts to apologize for that long hiatus.

Music used:

Enigma - Dream of the Dolphin
Buddy Knox - Bigfoot Is the Name
Fats Waller - Your Feet's Too Big
Tenacious D - Sasquatch
Dolphin Communication Project - The Dolphin Species Song

64: Ignorance of the Law is My Excuse Dec 15, 2011

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with: STOG Isfahan Boots Raingear John Toast Portaxx Lemon

reading: isitlegalto.com

Content provided by Portaxx.
Edited by Portaxx.

There's a number of laws we all understand: Murder is illegal pretty much everywhere, as is theft and assault. We all recognize that, but then there's always gray areas. Does a schoolyard fight count as assault? Is it truly theft is it's not a physical object? And is murder justified if the person you just killed was talking about how funny last week's Big Bang Theory was? Legal experts have a difference of opinion, and as a country ages, laws get more and more complex. The finer points become less clear to the country's citizens, in particular the citzens who are also idiots. This week, The F Plus makes a protein shake with iguana meat.

Music used:

Phoenix Wright - Objection!
Phoenix Wright - Ace Attorney Court Suite

63: Achtung! Adult Babies! Nov 30, 2011

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with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Isfahan Bunnybread Victor Laszlo Portaxx Lemon

reading: sissykiss.com

Content provided by Boots Raingear.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

Growing up is hard. There's plenty of fiction centered around the frustration of adolescence, even more fiction on the malaise of adulthood, and then it's death after that. Wouldn't it be nice to just be a baby forever? Well, no - obviously it wouldn't. None of us remember our time as an infant, but clearly being mute, frail and covered in your own waste cannot be the most intellectually stimulating time of your life. But then, there's those that think that all sounds pretty good, especially if they can have sex while they're at it. This week, The F Plus wonders if adult babies are grosser than Bad Dragon customers.

Music used:

The Four Tops - Baby I Need Your Loving
Justin Bieber - Baby
Danzig - Mother

62: The Private Language of Sinead O'Connor Nov 04, 2011

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with: Jimmyfranks bumpgrrl Nutshell Gulag Isfahan Bunnybread Lemon

reading: sineadoconnor.com

Content provided by Lemon.
Edited by Lemon.

Celebrity is a powerful but complicated status to keep on yourself. Some achieve by accident, some achieve by will, but then suddenly twenty years have gone by and you realize the ticket sales aren't what they used to be. Take Sinéad O'Connor for example. Responsible for a double platinum album in 1990 and the center of the biggest SNL scandal since John Belushi invited Fear on stage, now we're nearing the end of 2011, and she still wants you to know she's in the mix. This week, The F Plus learns a little something about lurrve.

Music used:

Shane MacGowan & Sinead O'Connor - Haunted
The Blockheads w/ Sinead O'Connor - Wake Up And Make Love With Me
Girl Talk - Play Your Part pt. 1

out07: Masturbation Gone Wrong [short] Oct 28, 2011

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with: Boots Raingear John Toast Acierocolotl Kumquatxop STOG Portaxx Victor Laszlo Lemon

reading: bad-dragon.com

Content provided by Portaxx.
Edited by Portaxx.

In this outtake from episode 47 (In The World of Dragon Dildos, Is The Chin Wattle Man King?), we come across a thread where Bad Dragon customers freely discuss the times that their masturbation routines went unexpectedly. Absolute horror ensues.

61: Any Cling You Want (You Got It) Oct 20, 2011

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with: Portaxx Kumquatxop Victor Laszlo Boots Raingear John Toast Lemon

reading: michaelkelly.artofeurope.com

Content provided by Zarla Sheenaza.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

We've been doing The F Plus podcast for a couple years now, so it's actually kind of an oversight on our part that we've never read stories about Roy Orbison. Or, more specifically, stories about Roy Orbison being completely wrapped up in clingfilm. Honestly, I can't imagine how we've avoided the subject for so long. This week, The F Plus finally experiences the greatest pleasure man has ever known.

Music used:

Roy Orbison - You Got It
Roy Orbison - Pretty Paper
Roy Orbison - Running Scared

live2b: F Plus Live 2 | F Plus Improves Your Life | Part 2 Oct 14, 2011

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with: Lemon Jimmyfranks bumpgrrl Portaxx Isfahan

Part Two of F Plus Live 2 starts out a little dirty, but eventually we wipe up the floor.

Lemon ft. bumpgrrl: Lemon's Craft Corner (using Make Your Own Sex Toys by Matt Pagett)
Jimmyfranks: The Fine Art of Erotic Talk by Bonnie Gabriel
bumpgrrl: The Power of Your Subconscious Mind by Joseph Murphy
Lemon: How To Be A Sexual God In 3 Easy Lessons by Dusty White
Portaxx: 10, 000 Ways to Say I Love You by Gregory Godek
Isfahan: Mentalist Martial Arts by Ryan Blumenthal