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87: So Clearly You All Hate Us Nov 28, 2012

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with: John Toast Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Isfahan Portaxx Lemon

A little while ago, we opened it up to you, The F Plus listeners, to provide us with some of the most intensely absurd material we could find. Then we had troubles releasing episodes regularly, but the two are unrelated. The point is, we sounded the alarm, and several people inundated us with crazy. To celebrate that fact, we have here a selection of three of the most irritating and/or baffling submissions of the lot, wrapped up with a little bow. You know, for fun. This week, we introduce Jenny J Jay Number J.

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Ryunosuke Kudo - Amaterasu
void - Idealized Romance
RANDO - Maxx U Flippin' Out?
Kenichi Chiba - Please Don't Go (2step)

86: All RFIDs In Me Nov 15, 2012

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with: Boots Raingear Acierocolotl Bunnybread Isfahan Lemon

reading: godlikeproductions.com

Hypothesis, thesis, antithesis. It's those three words that distill the Scientific Method. A way of thinking that has brought our society the majority of the gifts given to itself over the last thousand years. But some people (mainly from the Southern US, to be frank) have decried this methodology, believing it unknowable when an inkling becomes a theory. This is all just as well, because the folks over at Godlike Productions have come up with a new crucible: Go to a hideous website, explain your theory to uncaring nitwits, and if you still believe what you think by the time the thread dies, your statement is fact. This week, The F Plus all have our hands on our vaginas.

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Mark Snow - X-Files Theme

85: Drowning In A Bucket Of Words Nov 05, 2012

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with: STOG Portaxx Adam Bozarth Isfahan Lemon

reading: deepundergroundpoetry.com darkpoetry.com

Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Lemon.

Here is some poetry. It is butt.

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Skinny Puppy - I'mmortal
Gang of Four - I Found That Essence Rare

84: Elisha Cuthbert Has To Pee Sometimes Oct 17, 2012

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with: STOG Kumquatxop Portaxx Boots Raingear Adam Bozarth Lemon

reading: omorashi.org

Explaining his methodology for creating tension in his films, Alfred Hitchcock said "There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it." This sums up the fetish of our subjects quite well, as long as you substitute "the bang" with "peeing". And substitute "terror" with "boner". And... well, you should probably misspell all the other words just to make it thematically appropriate. In this episode, we're looking at the writings of omoroshi fetishists — persons whom (for reasons known only to themselves) the idea of needing to pee is super duper hot. This week, you'll grit your death in agony.

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Harry Nilsson - I'd Rather Be Dead Than Wet The Bed
Jiz - Let's Have A Pee Pee

83: Just The 160,000 Of Us Oct 12, 2012

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with: John Toast Portaxx STOG Boots Raingear Bunnybread Isfahan Lemon

reading: tumblr.com

Content provided by Portaxx.
Edited by Portaxx.

Some people believe that it's poor form to make fun of people with legitimate mental issues. We have a slightly different ethical stance on the matter, mostly centered around the fact that Connie Marshall makes us all giggle. But anyway, if you were to have this standard, where would you draw the line? If people with schizophrenia are off-limits, what about people who don't have schizophrenia, but pretend like they do? Wouldn't that just be a different kind of mental disorder? And if those people were banging on about how they're being persecuted by the "singlets", wouldn't that drain any compassion you might otherwise feel? To test all of these, we're exploring Multiple Systems - a complicated architecture drawn by people whose brains are basically a television with a hyperactive remote. This week, we're running out of voodka.

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Lou Rawls - Pure Imagination
Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son
Bill Withers - Just The Two of Us

82: I Sink I Love You Oct 02, 2012

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with: Portaxx Isfahan Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Lemon

reading: quicksandfans.com

Content provided by Chaz GELF.
Edited by Isfahan.

As third wave feminism took hold in the 1990's, popular culture found themselves once again looking at the power dynamics of sexuality. Could a woman be strong and independent while still bandying around words like “slut”? Perhaps. Can people live self-actualized lives and still secretly crave a certain sense of helplessness and longing for the strength of another? Probably. Is this a terrible summary for an episode that's all about ladies getting stuck in quicksand? Undoubtedly. We're exploring QuicksandFans.com - a site for people who really like to think about other people getting stuck in preposterous situations only slightly less embarassing than Mitt Romney's current campaign. This week, the F Plus learns the correct way to measure how much room there is in your bog.

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Sugarland - Stuck Like Glue
Martha and the Vandellas - Quicksand

81: Fear And Loathing of Las Chicas Aug 19, 2012

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with: Isfahan Portaxx Bunnybread Boots Raingear Lemon

reading: michaelbycconsulting.com

Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Isfahan.

As each generation ages, it looks back on the mistakes of generations before and tries to make changes. As a result, the status and politics of gender are in constant upheaval, as men and women are constantly redefining what it means to be a member of their sex. Learned sociologists have explored what it is to be a man, and our subject for this episode is not one of them. Instead, we're reading the musings of Michael Byc. He considers himself an alpha male as well as a writer, though we're left to guess which of these two things he thinks he's better at. This week, we're all wearing sandals.

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Notorious B.I.G. - One More Chance
David Allan Coe - Don't Bite the Dick

80: Disliking This Episode is a Form of Harassment Aug 16, 2012

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with: bumpgrrl John Toast Boots Raingear Bunnybread Lemon

Content provided by Bunnybread.
Edited by Lemon.

A civilized society is a society of laws, but problems may occur when brilliant and cunning individuals find ways to circumvent the spirit of a law while adhering cynically to its letter. Our subject for this episode, Jonathan Lee Riches, is neither brilliant nor cunning, and it was his many thousand daliances with the legal community that got him a fair amount of gawker attention, and nothing much else. Can one man bring down the entire legal system just by filing frivolous lawsuit? Nope! Seems like he can't but that won't make him stop trying. This week, various buddhist monks finally get what's coming to them.

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The Law & Order Music
The Law & Order Noise
Cracker - Lonesome Johnny Blues

79: Help Me Help Rob Help You Aug 01, 2012

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with: Boots Raingear Portaxx Nutshell Gulag John Toast Jimmyfranks Lemon

reading: eHelp.com

Content provided by Boots Raingear.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

Like any modern internet citizens, we mourn the loss of AskJeeves.com. Back in its heyday, you could ask Jeeves any question, and the software would provide a response. Okay, sure - the response that Jeeves would give would have nothing to do with your question, and would instead try to point you to the website of its sponsor, but at least it was comforting that whatever your question was, Jeeves felt he has an answer. As it happens, over at the website eHelp.com, there's a similar situation. Except instead of poorly written algorithm that randomly selects a sponsor, eHelp has one guy, or maybe it's a parrot. Anyway, you'll find out when you listen. This week, The F Plus learns if slavery was a good or a bad thing.

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They Might Be Giants - Where Do They Make Balloons?
Faith No More - Helpless

78: The Devil Went Down To Tumblr Jul 25, 2012

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with: Nutshell Gulag Portaxx bumpgrrl Boots Raingear Jack Chick Acierocolotl John Toast

reading: tumblr.com

Content provided by Portaxx.
Edited by Portaxx.

As the debate about the United States being a Christian Nation™ rages on (mostly in the form of poorly conceived Chick-Fil-A marketing efforts), we at The F Plus (excluding its leader, who spent the week on other pursuits) found ourselves wondering: What is the truest vision of Hell, and is Brokencyde making records there? Fortunately for us all, Tumblr exists, and if there ever was a more informative website than Tumblr, I haven't seen it. Full disclosure: The writer of this summary has only ever seen Tumblr and CatsThatLookLikeHitler.com. This week, The F Plus has a coupon for half of any sandwich energy.

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Fantasia OST - Night on Bald Mountain
Ave Maria

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