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**The F Plus**

Terrible things, read with enthusiasm.

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104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist Jun 27, 2013

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with: Isfahan STOG Portaxx Boots Raingear Lemon

reading: quantumjumping.com

Content provided by chairmanroflmao.
Edited by Isfahan.

Any wise man must know that there is much to the universe that he does not know. But the wiser man makes up a bunch of crap about other universes and then sells that crap to suckers for two hundred bucks a pop. On a completely related note, Burt Goldman wants to welcome you to Quantum Jumping. What is Quantum Jumping? That's privileged information, I'm gonna need your bank account information first. But while we're waiting for this transaction to process, how about I read some testimonials? This week, Isfahan will not hesitate to shoot his doppelganger.

Music used:

Quantum Leap TV Theme
Pointer Sisters - Jump (For My Love)

sf: A San Francisco Podcast Jun 17, 2013

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with: Lemon Boots Raingear Jack Chick Kumquatxop Happy Ending

reading: nouveauraw.com

Content provided by Lemon.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

LIVE from the home of Zynga, it's The F Plus Podcast! When Lemon and Boots visited The City By The Bay, they felt it was perfectly appropriate to sample the culinary traditions of such a vibrant and exciting city. Then, after eating some really good tacos, they made some raw food garbage based on recipes they found on the internet. Have you ever wanted to know what raw vegetable makes a perfect substitute for linguine? Or how changing the color of your salt can improve your chakra? Of course not, because you're not an idiot. This week, The F Plus plays the crunch twice for good measure.

Music used:

Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya
Busta Rhymes - Everything Remains Raw
Lady - Twerk
Ween - Where'd The Cheese Go?

103: Was It Worth It? Jun 12, 2013

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with: Isfahan Boots Raingear John Toast Adam Bozarth Portaxx Lemon

reading: the-spearhead.com avoiceformen.com

Content provided by Sherlockian.
Edited by Lemon.

I guess if you think about it for a little while, you could probably come up with a couple good things that women have provided for the world. Apparently the square bottom paper grocery bag was invented by a woman, also COBOL, and say what you will about the execution, but Toxic is a pretty catchy song. Still though, for the writers of sites like the-spearhead.com, avoiceformen.com and Men Going Their Own Way, that simply isn't enough. These are some dudes that have some issues with women, and like a lot of things, that's the fault of women. This week, The F Plus feels emboldened by the smell of urinal cakes.

Music used:

James Brown - It's A Man's Man's Man's World
FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak
Guns N Roses - Back Off Bitch
Destiny's Child - Independent Women Part I
Ten Masked Men - Independent Women Part I

100b: Episode 100 (Part Two) Jun 02, 2013

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with: Boots Raingear STOG Nutshell Gulag Bunnybread Kumquatxop Portaxx Lemon

For the 100th Episode of The F Plus, we wanted to take a couple of hours exploring the internet's stupid and misguided history, tackling some subjects from many years ago that have stuck with us like a herpes sore.

This is part two. Part one is here

Alex Chiu Is Going To Make You Gorgeous
Matthew Moulton Has A Hard Time Making Friends
Why Is It That People Forget About The Elven Holocaust?
And Then Legolas Said "Which Voice Did I Use For This Again?"
Dave Hopkins Doesn't Need To Listen To Your Criticism

Music used:

Alienjack - Freak of Emotion part 1
Dragonstomper - Escape

100a: Episode 100 (Part One) Jun 02, 2013

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with: Jack Chick Isfahan bumpgrrl Victor Laszlo John Toast Acierocolotl Lemon Portaxx

This is part one. Part two is here

Ulilillia Really Likes Pizza, Some Colors, And Bubsy (and he has the math to prove it)
David Gontermann Has An Unhealthy Conversation With An Underage Hedgehog
JustinRPG Goes On A Talk Show To Explain His Love For Reshiram
I Genuinely Have No Idea Why I Can't Get Laid, I Presume It Must Be A Conspiracy
The Rat Porn Lady Is Going To Cast A Spell On You
Yiff The Otter
Let's Read Random Selections From Time Cube
HI I'M CAROLE AND I HATE MY BODY
Pinku Is Japanese For Pink

Music used:

justinRPG - I Love Reshiram (Married To Reshiram)
justinRPG - I Hate This Windows Vista Tonight

102: I've Also Got An Idea For A Reboot Of Young Guns May 12, 2013

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with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Acierocolotl Adam Bozarth Lemon

reading: FilmProposals.com

Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by Adam Bozarth.

With operating budgets starting in the millions of dollars, the American Motion Picture is not an art form prone to risk or innovation. As the internet democratizes art, fresh ideas can come from anywhere. Take, for example, the website FilmProposals.com, where people write down poorly considered movie ideas to an audience of nobody for no reason whatsoever. Could this change the face of Hollywood? Sure, why not? This week, sex will be had (like it or not).

Music used:

Chris and Tad - Film Party
The Kinks - Groovy Movies

101: I Hope My Kids Never Evolve Apr 14, 2013

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with: STOG Kumquatxop Bunnybread Adam Bozarth Lemon

reading: www.monkeykisses.com

Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by STOG.

Many people would agree that monkeys, by and large, are pretty cute. This is why they make popular zoo attractions, popular designs on t-shirts, and popular themes in nursery gear. Because we like looking at monkeys, they're a lot like us. But not so much like us that we'd consider adopting one and raising it like it was our own child. Well... most of us wouldn't do that.

Music used:

James Kolchaka Superstar - Monkey Vs Robot
Peter Gabriel - Shock The Monkey

99: Mr. Gandolfini? We Have A Few Rewrites. Apr 08, 2013

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with: Boots Raingear Isfahan Bunnybread Adam Bozarth Lemon

reading: fanfiction.net

Content provided by Linnet.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

The F Plus has spent a number of years exploring odd areas of the internet in order to present you with material you might find thought provoking, interesting, horrifying, or otherwise upsetting to your worldview. Sometimes. We sometimes do that. Other times we find crappy fanfiction and read it derisively. This week, The F Plus has forgotten what The F Plus did with all the prounouns The F Plus had.

Music used:

Stone Roses - Waterfall
Veruca Salt - Volcano Girls

98: Can't Say I Approve Of Your Methods, Mister Holmes Mar 31, 2013

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with: Jimmyfranks Acierocolotl Portaxx Bunnybread Isfahan Lemon

reading: sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/

Content provided by James Moriarty.
Edited by Lemon.

For over a hundred years, the character of Sherlock Holmes has been an inescapable touchstone of Western Culture. The subject of sixty stories written by Arthur Conan Doyle has led to more radio, television film and stage adaptations than even Wikipedia would care to document, and you might say that since those original stories were published, these producers have been making fanfiction. However, it wasn't until the 2010 BBC series that the fanfiction became as creepy as it could be. This week, The F Plus finally figures out spooning.

Music used:

Sherlock - Opening Titles
FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak
Sherlock - The Game Is On
Morris Day And The Time - Jerk Out

97: Even Nonsense Mar 26, 2013

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with: John Toast Bunnybread Nutshell Gulag Boots Raingear STOG Jimmyfranks Lemon

reading: michaelhutchenceandme.wordpress.com/

Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.

"Culture" is a tricky word, but it best describes our modern popular arts and entertainment, regardless of quality. When it comes to music, the disposable profit-motivated pop music released over the past 60 years has done far more to influence our way of life than the hundreds of years of finely crafted art before it. Maybe this is a condemnation of the direction humanity has taken, or maybe it's that it's way more fun to listen to "Shoop" than it is to read Leaves of Grass. But have you ever taken a moment to consider who was really responsible for all of this? Because it turns out it's just some lady with a blog. This week, we're writing the definitive Nirvana biopic.

Editor's note: Cleretic also submitted a document with this content.

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